1 00:00:13,346 --> 00:00:14,973 I think it's really dangerous 2 00:00:15,056 --> 00:00:17,767 to seek personal fulfillment through romantic relationships. 3 00:00:18,059 --> 00:00:18,935 I do. 4 00:00:19,019 --> 00:00:22,021 I'm just letting you know. FYI. 5 00:00:22,105 --> 00:00:22,981 Uh... 6 00:00:23,064 --> 00:00:25,108 You shouldn't need other people to validate or define you. 7 00:00:25,442 --> 00:00:26,526 I shouldn't? 8 00:00:26,943 --> 00:00:28,653 No, you shouldn't. Nobody should. 9 00:00:28,737 --> 00:00:29,988 Oh, yeah. No. Totally. 10 00:00:32,323 --> 00:00:34,701 - Can I get you something to drink? - No, thank you. 11 00:00:34,784 --> 00:00:36,244 Drinking is basic AF. 12 00:00:36,327 --> 00:00:38,079 Oh, yeah. I guess. 13 00:00:38,413 --> 00:00:39,664 I'll get you some waters. 14 00:00:39,748 --> 00:00:40,999 - Thank you. - Awesome. 15 00:00:41,082 --> 00:00:43,126 - Totes presh. - Totes presh. 16 00:00:43,376 --> 00:00:45,170 - What? - Totes presh. 17 00:00:45,253 --> 00:00:46,171 So, uh... 18 00:00:46,629 --> 00:00:48,339 - have you been on Tinder long or... - All right. 19 00:00:48,423 --> 00:00:49,507 I'm gonna stop you right there 20 00:00:49,591 --> 00:00:51,885 because I'm not loving the whole vibe of this interaction so far. 21 00:00:51,968 --> 00:00:53,928 And I would literally rather have my period 22 00:00:54,012 --> 00:00:55,805 for a thousand years, non-stop, 23 00:00:55,889 --> 00:00:57,557 than continue this portion of the conversation. 24 00:00:57,640 --> 00:00:58,475 Huh? 25 00:00:58,558 --> 00:01:00,894 You mentioned something earlier about wanting to bone? 26 00:01:01,728 --> 00:01:04,272 - Oh. Yeah. Yeah. - See right here on Tinder, we matched. 27 00:01:04,355 --> 00:01:05,190 - Right. - Awesome. 28 00:01:05,273 --> 00:01:07,150 And then, I texted you, "Hi." 29 00:01:07,233 --> 00:01:09,694 And you said, "S'up?" And I was like, "Not much." 30 00:01:09,778 --> 00:01:12,322 - And then you said, "Want to bone." - "Want to bone?" I guess I did. 31 00:01:12,405 --> 00:01:14,324 - Do you remember that? - I... I guess I do. Yeah. 32 00:01:14,407 --> 00:01:16,576 So, did you come here tonight expecting to bone? 33 00:01:19,704 --> 00:01:21,164 - Yes. - It's not gonna happen. 34 00:01:21,498 --> 00:01:23,666 Well, what happened? Did I do something wrong? 35 00:01:23,750 --> 00:01:24,626 Kind of. 36 00:01:24,709 --> 00:01:26,920 It's like, when I walked in, you just shook my hand. 37 00:01:27,003 --> 00:01:28,671 Well, what should I have done? 38 00:01:28,755 --> 00:01:30,256 I don't know. Maybe you should have, like, 39 00:01:30,340 --> 00:01:31,549 grabbed me by the shoulders, 40 00:01:31,633 --> 00:01:33,718 and whispered something real sexy in my ear. 41 00:01:34,093 --> 00:01:36,054 - Like what? - Like... 42 00:01:36,137 --> 00:01:39,974 "Go in the bathroom and take off your panties. 43 00:01:40,058 --> 00:01:41,226 I want to smell 'em." 44 00:01:41,309 --> 00:01:43,436 And you would have done that if I told you to do that? 45 00:01:43,520 --> 00:01:45,605 Maybe. I don't know. 46 00:01:45,688 --> 00:01:48,274 There's a huge chance I would have just punched you in your ding-a-ling. 47 00:01:48,358 --> 00:01:49,317 But who knows? 48 00:01:49,400 --> 00:01:52,487 Sort of in this weird transitional phase in my life 49 00:01:52,570 --> 00:01:54,823 where I don't know what I'm gonna do next. 50 00:01:55,490 --> 00:01:57,283 - I'm going through a really bad breakup. - Oh. 51 00:01:57,367 --> 00:01:58,451 - Yeah. It sucks. - Yeah. 52 00:01:58,535 --> 00:02:00,870 That's really the only reason why either of us are here right now. 53 00:02:01,121 --> 00:02:02,997 - What does that mean? - He usually comes on Fridays. 54 00:02:03,081 --> 00:02:05,542 So I was hoping that he'd catch us together, 55 00:02:05,625 --> 00:02:06,626 and then he would freak out 56 00:02:06,709 --> 00:02:08,294 - and be like super devastated. - Wait, what? 57 00:02:08,920 --> 00:02:10,338 Oh, my God. He's here. He's here. 58 00:02:10,421 --> 00:02:12,465 - He's here right now. - Are you kidding? He's here now? 59 00:02:12,549 --> 00:02:15,802 Oh, frick me. He's brought a date, and she's super-hot. 60 00:02:15,885 --> 00:02:17,470 I didn't even know he liked girls like that. 61 00:02:17,554 --> 00:02:19,430 - Don't turn around! - Well, what do you want me to do? 62 00:02:19,514 --> 00:02:20,932 I don't know. Act like we're gonna have sex later. 63 00:02:21,015 --> 00:02:22,267 How do you act like you're going to have sex? 64 00:02:22,350 --> 00:02:24,060 Be sexual. Do you want me to have to figure this out for you? 65 00:02:24,144 --> 00:02:24,978 - Figure it out. - I... 66 00:02:25,061 --> 00:02:25,895 Hey, Jess. 67 00:02:25,979 --> 00:02:26,813 Hey, Damon. 68 00:02:27,188 --> 00:02:29,023 It's great to see you've moved on already. 69 00:02:29,107 --> 00:02:31,151 After only two-and-a-half months of not dating. 70 00:02:31,609 --> 00:02:34,028 Three-and-a-half months, actually. But... 71 00:02:34,362 --> 00:02:35,363 Hi. I'm Heather. 72 00:02:35,446 --> 00:02:36,573 I'm sure you are. 73 00:02:37,991 --> 00:02:39,242 What's that supposed to mean? 74 00:02:39,325 --> 00:02:40,535 - You tell me. - Yeah. Um... 75 00:02:40,618 --> 00:02:41,995 We're gonna go eat outside. 76 00:02:42,078 --> 00:02:44,831 - But, um, nice to see you, Jess. Honestly. - Mm-hm. 77 00:02:45,081 --> 00:02:46,708 Wish I could say the same to you. But I can't. 78 00:02:46,791 --> 00:02:48,960 Because you broke my heart into a million little pieces. 79 00:05:13,813 --> 00:05:15,064 Take a deep breath in. 80 00:05:16,607 --> 00:05:18,443 And out. 81 00:05:18,526 --> 00:05:19,652 Deep breath in. 82 00:05:20,403 --> 00:05:22,322 And out. 83 00:05:22,405 --> 00:05:24,741 Deep breath in. 84 00:05:25,283 --> 00:05:27,243 And out. 85 00:05:27,327 --> 00:05:29,203 Hands out of your pockets, please. 86 00:05:29,370 --> 00:05:31,039 Right at your sides. 87 00:05:31,122 --> 00:05:32,415 Oh, boy. 88 00:05:34,876 --> 00:05:35,710 Okay. 89 00:05:36,210 --> 00:05:37,920 Now, close your eyes. 90 00:05:38,296 --> 00:05:40,631 I want you to imagine that you're on the beach. 91 00:05:40,715 --> 00:05:42,717 - What beach? - Any beach. 92 00:05:43,176 --> 00:05:44,343 San Diego Beach? 93 00:05:44,427 --> 00:05:47,472 That would be included in the options for any beach, yes. 94 00:05:47,555 --> 00:05:48,931 I hate beaches. 95 00:05:49,015 --> 00:05:52,268 Okay. Just imagine it anyway. 96 00:05:54,103 --> 00:05:57,482 It's a sunny day. There's a sweet breeze in the air. 97 00:06:00,276 --> 00:06:04,363 You take off your shoes and you wiggle your toes in the sand. 98 00:06:06,616 --> 00:06:08,284 Did I bring sunscreen? 99 00:06:08,367 --> 00:06:10,411 No, you didn't. But your mom did. 100 00:06:10,495 --> 00:06:12,121 And she's rubbing it on your back right now. 101 00:06:14,540 --> 00:06:15,875 Tell me what you see. 102 00:06:15,958 --> 00:06:17,460 - Water. - Good. 103 00:06:17,543 --> 00:06:19,170 Is it calm? Or are there waves? 104 00:06:19,253 --> 00:06:20,296 Waves. 105 00:06:22,340 --> 00:06:23,674 Tell me what you hear. 106 00:06:24,425 --> 00:06:26,177 I hear the waves? 107 00:06:26,260 --> 00:06:27,470 People splashing. 108 00:06:27,553 --> 00:06:28,805 Laughing. 109 00:06:28,888 --> 00:06:30,098 I don't hear anything. 110 00:06:30,181 --> 00:06:33,601 That's okay. Just relax and try. 111 00:06:34,936 --> 00:06:35,978 What do you smell? 112 00:06:36,062 --> 00:06:37,855 - Suntan lotion. - Salt. 113 00:06:37,939 --> 00:06:39,107 Hamburgers. 114 00:06:39,190 --> 00:06:40,399 Seaweed. 115 00:06:40,483 --> 00:06:42,110 What do you feel? 116 00:06:42,193 --> 00:06:43,152 Good. 117 00:06:43,236 --> 00:06:44,237 Warm. 118 00:06:44,320 --> 00:06:45,905 - Hungry. - Happy. 119 00:06:45,988 --> 00:06:47,615 I don't feel anything. 120 00:06:47,698 --> 00:06:48,616 Well, what's that like? 121 00:06:48,699 --> 00:06:49,700 I don't know. 122 00:06:49,784 --> 00:06:51,953 It doesn't feel like anything? 123 00:06:52,745 --> 00:06:54,580 All right, let's try something else. 124 00:06:54,872 --> 00:06:56,874 I want you to think about feeling nothing. 125 00:06:56,958 --> 00:06:58,459 And, I mean, really think about it. 126 00:06:58,543 --> 00:07:01,045 And I want you to write a paragraph on it for class next week. 127 00:07:01,129 --> 00:07:03,422 Four sentences minimum. Do you think you can do that? 128 00:07:03,506 --> 00:07:04,924 Do I have to? 129 00:07:05,007 --> 00:07:06,509 This is theater, Shandra. 130 00:07:06,592 --> 00:07:08,177 We don't have to do any of this. 131 00:07:08,261 --> 00:07:11,222 We do it simply because we must. 132 00:07:12,014 --> 00:07:12,932 What? 133 00:07:51,179 --> 00:07:53,514 What do you assholes know, anyway? Hm? 134 00:07:55,641 --> 00:07:57,935 "Oh, nothing. We're just collectively responsible 135 00:07:58,019 --> 00:08:00,146 for the success of every major dramatic writer 136 00:08:00,229 --> 00:08:01,564 in the past 100 years." 137 00:08:03,107 --> 00:08:04,484 Oh, okay. Tight. 138 00:08:13,534 --> 00:08:15,286 I can get over us not being together. 139 00:08:15,369 --> 00:08:16,621 Really, I can. 140 00:08:16,704 --> 00:08:19,749 Look at me. I'm tall, I'm pretty, I'm smart. 141 00:08:19,832 --> 00:08:21,292 I am a coco queen. 142 00:08:21,375 --> 00:08:23,503 Obviously, I will have many great loves in my life. 143 00:08:23,836 --> 00:08:24,837 It's just... 144 00:08:25,671 --> 00:08:28,174 I feel like I lost my best friend and it really sucks. 145 00:08:29,425 --> 00:08:31,219 - Are those for the guests? - Yes. 146 00:08:33,304 --> 00:08:34,805 All right. So, we're done here? 147 00:08:35,056 --> 00:08:36,432 - Hi. - Hi. 148 00:08:36,516 --> 00:08:37,850 - What are you doing? - Oh, yes. 149 00:08:37,934 --> 00:08:39,435 - This is exactly what I want. - No, no, no. 150 00:08:39,519 --> 00:08:40,978 We're supposed to be serving this stuff. 151 00:08:41,062 --> 00:08:42,313 - It's so good. - Mm-hm. 152 00:08:42,813 --> 00:08:44,774 You know, when you invited me to come here, 153 00:08:45,566 --> 00:08:48,027 I thought I would be a guest, not serving. 154 00:08:48,110 --> 00:08:50,530 It's $500 a ticket. And I thought you needed the money. 155 00:08:50,613 --> 00:08:52,907 - Oh, I do need the money. - You're gonna get us both fired. 156 00:08:52,990 --> 00:08:55,993 Relax, girl. These are my people. I'm mingling. 157 00:08:56,077 --> 00:08:58,579 Okay, this is like, old money, theater-subscribing Manhattan. 158 00:08:58,663 --> 00:09:00,665 These are so not your people. 159 00:09:00,998 --> 00:09:02,667 Have you been talking to them about Damon? 160 00:09:05,002 --> 00:09:07,088 Yeah, yeah, but... 161 00:09:07,547 --> 00:09:10,716 I'm going through a process right now. 162 00:09:10,800 --> 00:09:12,093 Okay, I'm standing in my own truth. 163 00:09:12,176 --> 00:09:14,887 - Dude, you need to get out. - I am out. 164 00:09:14,971 --> 00:09:17,181 No, no, you need to go on a date. A real one. 165 00:09:17,265 --> 00:09:20,101 Ew, no. Dating's the worst. Have you ever actually seen a man eat? 166 00:09:20,184 --> 00:09:21,686 Like, there's never been a grosser thing. 167 00:09:21,769 --> 00:09:23,145 I've seen a live birth before. 168 00:09:23,229 --> 00:09:26,023 And it's still not close to a man eating a piece of chicken. 169 00:09:26,107 --> 00:09:28,025 Oh, my God! I actually know somebody. 170 00:09:28,401 --> 00:09:29,610 - Is he cute? - Yes. 171 00:09:29,694 --> 00:09:30,528 What's his deal? 172 00:09:30,611 --> 00:09:31,445 He's divorced. 173 00:09:31,529 --> 00:09:33,197 Tasha, there has never been a redder flag. 174 00:09:33,281 --> 00:09:36,242 It's perfect. You guys can just rebound right off of each other. 175 00:09:36,742 --> 00:09:39,287 On to each other and into each other, and just like... 176 00:09:39,370 --> 00:09:41,622 - Are you talking about sex? - Hetero-ing... Yes. 177 00:09:42,331 --> 00:09:44,834 - How old is he? - Thirty. Tops. Maybe just a little older. 178 00:09:44,917 --> 00:09:46,252 And he's already failed at marriage? 179 00:09:46,335 --> 00:09:49,630 So, what? Life is just a series of failures in the first place. So... 180 00:09:52,425 --> 00:09:53,676 - What? - What? 181 00:09:55,469 --> 00:09:56,429 He is nice. 182 00:09:56,512 --> 00:09:58,639 - You'll have fun. - I don't want to have fun. 183 00:09:59,557 --> 00:10:00,766 What do you want? 184 00:10:06,063 --> 00:10:07,982 - You ready? - Yeah, I'm ready. 185 00:10:08,566 --> 00:10:13,154 You're about to win the award for best playwright ever of all time. 186 00:10:13,237 --> 00:10:15,448 Really? I don't even know they made that award. 187 00:10:15,531 --> 00:10:16,866 Well, they just made it for you. 188 00:10:16,949 --> 00:10:18,075 - For me? - Mm-hm. 189 00:10:18,159 --> 00:10:20,828 - Oh, my gosh. Thank you, everybody. - Mm-hm. 190 00:10:20,911 --> 00:10:23,331 So, we're at the ceremony 191 00:10:23,414 --> 00:10:25,458 and you don't know you're about to get it. 192 00:10:25,541 --> 00:10:27,501 - What do I think we're here for? - I don't know. 193 00:10:27,585 --> 00:10:29,045 - Hamilton? - Keep going. 194 00:10:29,128 --> 00:10:30,338 Then, Oprah comes out. 195 00:10:30,880 --> 00:10:35,217 And she announces to the whole world that you are the best playwright 196 00:10:35,301 --> 00:10:37,887 - in the history of the universe. - In the history of the universe. 197 00:10:37,970 --> 00:10:38,929 And you turn to me, and... 198 00:10:39,013 --> 00:10:40,473 Hey, Oprah knows my name! 199 00:10:42,183 --> 00:10:43,100 Oprah knows my name. 200 00:10:43,184 --> 00:10:44,852 Oprah knows my name! 201 00:10:45,102 --> 00:10:46,520 - So... - I like this future. 202 00:10:46,604 --> 00:10:48,564 - It's pretty cool, right? - Yeah. 203 00:11:05,414 --> 00:11:06,290 Mm. 204 00:11:13,756 --> 00:11:16,425 So, um, Tasha tells me you're a playwright. 205 00:11:17,259 --> 00:11:19,512 Yeah. I write plays. That's something that I do. 206 00:11:20,554 --> 00:11:22,181 Have you written anything I might have seen? 207 00:11:22,264 --> 00:11:24,350 Do you see a lot of plays? 208 00:11:26,852 --> 00:11:28,145 Did you write Hamilton? 209 00:11:29,355 --> 00:11:30,231 Have you seen Hamilton? 210 00:11:30,314 --> 00:11:31,148 - No. - No. 211 00:11:31,232 --> 00:11:32,400 No, I didn't write Hamilton. 212 00:11:32,483 --> 00:11:34,944 I haven't had a play produced in New York. 213 00:11:35,027 --> 00:11:35,903 Oh. 214 00:11:36,779 --> 00:11:39,740 I have had interest from a small handful of theater companies, though. 215 00:11:39,824 --> 00:11:42,326 And they want to work with me, so... 216 00:11:43,369 --> 00:11:44,745 I'm just waiting. 217 00:11:45,037 --> 00:11:47,039 Right place, right time, so I can make my mark. 218 00:11:48,791 --> 00:11:50,459 I don't know anything about theater. 219 00:11:50,793 --> 00:11:52,461 It's pretty much all I care about. 220 00:11:52,545 --> 00:11:53,629 Well, that's great. 221 00:11:53,712 --> 00:11:55,923 That you're committed to something you love. 222 00:11:56,006 --> 00:11:57,049 Why did you get divorced? 223 00:11:57,133 --> 00:11:59,510 That's a pretty brutal transition. Don't you think? 224 00:11:59,593 --> 00:12:01,846 No offense, but I don't even know if I wanna be here right now. 225 00:12:01,929 --> 00:12:04,140 Oh, wow, why would I be offended by that? 226 00:12:04,223 --> 00:12:06,142 I don't know, Tasha thought this would be good for me. 227 00:12:06,225 --> 00:12:08,269 To help me get over this guy I thought I was in love with. 228 00:12:08,352 --> 00:12:11,480 But, to be honest, this whole thing is making me think of him more intensely. 229 00:12:11,564 --> 00:12:12,731 Oh, yeah? How so? 230 00:12:12,815 --> 00:12:15,067 I'm just really reminded of how much of him you're not. 231 00:12:16,360 --> 00:12:17,278 Cool. 232 00:12:20,072 --> 00:12:21,157 I mean, I get it. 233 00:12:22,158 --> 00:12:22,992 Um... 234 00:12:23,617 --> 00:12:26,745 You are the complete opposite to my ex-wife. 235 00:12:26,829 --> 00:12:29,039 What is she? Dumb, short, and fugly? 236 00:12:30,791 --> 00:12:31,834 What I meant was... 237 00:12:33,043 --> 00:12:35,838 compared to her, you are much more... 238 00:12:36,755 --> 00:12:37,673 forthright. 239 00:12:37,756 --> 00:12:39,800 Honesty is, like, the only thing that matters to me. 240 00:12:40,176 --> 00:12:42,887 Oh, yeah. I believe in honesty. 241 00:12:42,970 --> 00:12:44,346 - Really? - Mm-hm. 242 00:12:45,055 --> 00:12:46,765 So, can we be totally honest with each other? 243 00:12:48,017 --> 00:12:48,851 Absolutely. 244 00:12:57,359 --> 00:12:58,402 Why are you here? 245 00:12:59,069 --> 00:13:01,822 Well, it's been a little while since my divorce. Bleh. 246 00:13:02,198 --> 00:13:04,867 And I thought if this went well, then we could make out later. 247 00:13:05,326 --> 00:13:06,494 You just want to make out? 248 00:13:08,329 --> 00:13:11,207 Why did you say that you think you were in love with your ex? 249 00:13:11,790 --> 00:13:13,209 I don't know. It's complicated. 250 00:13:13,959 --> 00:13:16,629 We were together for two years, and then he just sort of gave up on us. 251 00:13:16,712 --> 00:13:18,631 I'm sorry. That must be rough. 252 00:13:19,715 --> 00:13:20,591 Why did you get married? 253 00:13:20,674 --> 00:13:23,093 I think I was in a hurry to get on with my life. 254 00:13:23,177 --> 00:13:24,303 What went wrong? 255 00:13:24,386 --> 00:13:25,804 I'm still figuring that out. 256 00:13:26,931 --> 00:13:28,682 But I'm pretty sure it was her fault. 257 00:13:30,643 --> 00:13:31,852 You have a great smile. 258 00:13:32,686 --> 00:13:34,271 What's your go-to karaoke song? 259 00:13:34,355 --> 00:13:36,440 I do not care for karaoke. 260 00:13:36,524 --> 00:13:38,943 Really? Boo, dude. 261 00:13:39,026 --> 00:13:40,653 You're booing me when I'm being honest? 262 00:13:40,736 --> 00:13:42,613 You're right. I'm sorry. That was rude. 263 00:13:43,447 --> 00:13:44,782 How do you pay your rent? 264 00:13:45,199 --> 00:13:47,868 I work at a non-profit in Hell's Kitchen. 265 00:13:48,369 --> 00:13:51,080 I teach public school kids how to write and produce their own plays. 266 00:13:51,330 --> 00:13:52,373 So, how do you pay your rent? 267 00:13:54,750 --> 00:13:58,420 I, uh, I live in deep Bushwick. Like, deep, deep, deep Bushwick. 268 00:13:59,463 --> 00:14:00,381 What about you? 269 00:14:00,714 --> 00:14:02,049 I invented an app. 270 00:14:07,346 --> 00:14:08,264 Thank you. 271 00:14:11,767 --> 00:14:15,646 Okay, well, thanks. This was interesting. 272 00:14:16,188 --> 00:14:18,023 In, like, an anthropological way. 273 00:14:18,899 --> 00:14:20,234 I'm gonna take that as a compliment. 274 00:14:20,317 --> 00:14:21,151 Oh. 275 00:14:21,861 --> 00:14:23,112 Yeah, I guess you could. 276 00:14:24,989 --> 00:14:27,074 Look, I don't want to disappoint you or anything, but... 277 00:14:28,325 --> 00:14:29,535 I don't think we should make out. 278 00:14:30,077 --> 00:14:32,621 Don't worry. I gave up on that idea halfway through the meal. 279 00:14:33,998 --> 00:14:35,624 I enjoyed being honest with you. 280 00:14:37,042 --> 00:14:39,795 - That's the only way to be, so... - All right. 281 00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:42,214 Well, good night. 282 00:14:42,298 --> 00:14:44,633 Oh, we're hugging. Good night. 283 00:14:47,970 --> 00:14:49,555 - Are you going this way, too? - Yeah. 284 00:14:49,638 --> 00:14:50,890 That's awkward. 285 00:14:52,057 --> 00:14:54,268 I wouldn't say this is any more or less awkward 286 00:14:54,351 --> 00:14:55,603 than every other part of the night. 287 00:14:58,022 --> 00:14:59,023 That's funny. 288 00:14:59,440 --> 00:15:00,441 You're funny. 289 00:15:00,858 --> 00:15:01,859 Yeah. 290 00:15:03,569 --> 00:15:05,279 I'm also good at cunnilingus. 291 00:15:07,114 --> 00:15:08,532 Well, that's good to know. 292 00:15:11,911 --> 00:15:14,121 So, which way do you go now? 293 00:15:24,798 --> 00:15:25,716 What? 294 00:16:15,099 --> 00:16:17,559 "You can talk, but no one hears you. 295 00:16:17,643 --> 00:16:19,645 You can see, but can't be seen. 296 00:16:20,187 --> 00:16:22,189 Nothing you do matters to anyone. 297 00:16:22,690 --> 00:16:25,859 - It feels like you don't exist." - Wow. 298 00:16:26,193 --> 00:16:28,237 That was amazing. That was really well put. 299 00:16:28,946 --> 00:16:30,614 Shandra, do you feel like that a lot? 300 00:16:31,615 --> 00:16:32,616 I don't know. 301 00:16:33,742 --> 00:16:35,327 Has anybody in this room ever felt like that? 302 00:16:35,411 --> 00:16:36,453 Raise your hand if you have. 303 00:16:40,874 --> 00:16:43,877 Girl, you just articulated a pretty complicated feeling 304 00:16:43,961 --> 00:16:46,296 that everybody in this room can relate to. 305 00:16:46,964 --> 00:16:48,340 How does that make you feel? 306 00:16:49,341 --> 00:16:50,259 Uh... 307 00:16:50,342 --> 00:16:52,177 Hey, everybody, guess what? 308 00:16:52,261 --> 00:16:53,512 - What? - What? 309 00:16:53,595 --> 00:16:55,431 This is your one and only life. 310 00:16:56,390 --> 00:16:57,975 What do you want to tell people about it? 311 00:17:29,173 --> 00:17:30,007 Damon? 312 00:17:30,382 --> 00:17:33,010 - What the hell are you doing out here? - I've been thinking, all right? 313 00:17:33,093 --> 00:17:35,888 - Yeah? - Yeah, I made a lot of mistakes. 314 00:17:35,971 --> 00:17:36,805 Damon. 315 00:17:36,889 --> 00:17:38,182 I should have never let you go. 316 00:17:38,265 --> 00:17:41,977 Damon, this is literally so crazy. Please come off the ledge. 317 00:17:42,978 --> 00:17:44,438 I can't. I won't go on without you. 318 00:17:44,521 --> 00:17:47,608 You're being so melodramatic right now. I live on the second floor. 319 00:17:47,691 --> 00:17:49,109 I need to tell you how I feel. 320 00:17:49,193 --> 00:17:51,361 Okay. Fine. How do you feel? 321 00:17:51,445 --> 00:17:53,280 I... I don't know. 322 00:17:55,574 --> 00:17:57,534 You hurt me a lot. You know that, right? 323 00:17:57,618 --> 00:17:59,912 I know. I know, okay? I'm an asshole. 324 00:17:59,995 --> 00:18:01,914 - You know, I'm just gonna jump right now. - No, no, no! 325 00:18:01,997 --> 00:18:03,332 Wait, wait, wait! 326 00:18:05,709 --> 00:18:07,795 You smell like Vick's medicated vapor rub. 327 00:18:08,295 --> 00:18:09,129 What? 328 00:18:09,421 --> 00:18:12,382 You smell like Vick's medicated vapor rub. 329 00:18:12,466 --> 00:18:14,009 What do you mean, like, right now, or... 330 00:18:14,093 --> 00:18:16,386 Yeah, like, right now. Like, usually, always. 331 00:18:16,470 --> 00:18:18,514 It's kind of been your thing ever since we first met. 332 00:18:18,597 --> 00:18:20,140 Well, why didn't you tell me this before? 333 00:18:20,224 --> 00:18:22,226 I don't know. I guess I didn't wanna hurt your feelings. 334 00:18:22,309 --> 00:18:23,936 But, you know, here we are. 335 00:18:24,561 --> 00:18:26,188 Well, what else did you want to tell me? 336 00:18:26,730 --> 00:18:28,357 Um... 337 00:18:29,316 --> 00:18:31,026 You're not as funny as you think you are. 338 00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:32,945 Okay, now, you're just... Whoa! 339 00:18:33,028 --> 00:18:34,404 Oh, my God! 340 00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:57,302 - Yeah? - Hey. Are you busy? 341 00:18:57,928 --> 00:18:58,971 I need to go out. 342 00:19:11,316 --> 00:19:14,987 ♪ If you listen close You might hear the sound ♪ 343 00:19:17,072 --> 00:19:20,993 ♪ Well, I would never let you down ♪ 344 00:19:22,786 --> 00:19:26,248 ♪ I thought you were a man of action ♪ 345 00:19:26,331 --> 00:19:28,041 - Hey. - Hey. 346 00:19:28,125 --> 00:19:30,669 I'm getting a lot of inquiries regarding your status. 347 00:19:30,752 --> 00:19:33,005 Yeah. It's my raw feminine energy. 348 00:19:33,630 --> 00:19:36,383 It really fucks up the room. 349 00:19:36,466 --> 00:19:38,844 Yeah, that's actually what most of the girls are saying. 350 00:19:40,596 --> 00:19:42,389 Hey, ladies! You're all queens. 351 00:19:42,472 --> 00:19:44,516 Or however you choose to identify. 352 00:19:46,143 --> 00:19:47,352 - Woo-hoo! - Woo! 353 00:19:54,985 --> 00:19:58,030 Hey, what kind of vibe are you rocking with these days? 354 00:19:58,113 --> 00:19:59,031 Hm? 355 00:19:59,406 --> 00:20:01,158 I need some recommendations. 356 00:20:01,241 --> 00:20:03,952 You mean, like, what is the one vibrator I'm using? 357 00:20:04,036 --> 00:20:06,830 - Yeah. - Do you only have one vibrator? 358 00:20:07,789 --> 00:20:09,416 Do you have more than one vibrator? 359 00:20:09,499 --> 00:20:12,878 Uh, has one man ever fulfilled all of your needs? 360 00:20:13,921 --> 00:20:15,047 There was one. 361 00:20:15,130 --> 00:20:17,049 - Hm. - Bullshit aside. 362 00:20:17,674 --> 00:20:19,468 He was pretty dope at sex. 363 00:20:19,551 --> 00:20:22,638 Oh, how did the date go with the divorced dude? 364 00:20:25,224 --> 00:20:27,392 I spent the night with him. 365 00:20:29,019 --> 00:20:30,687 You ended up spending the night with him? 366 00:20:30,771 --> 00:20:32,272 Yeah, you said he was cool. 367 00:20:32,356 --> 00:20:33,982 Yeah, no, I don't actually know him that well. 368 00:20:34,650 --> 00:20:36,235 I only did it because you said you knew him. 369 00:20:36,318 --> 00:20:39,238 No, I just acted in a diversity workshop at a retreat for his app. 370 00:20:39,321 --> 00:20:41,156 You spent the night with him! 371 00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:42,449 You are so baller! 372 00:20:42,532 --> 00:20:45,410 Well, it wasn't even like that, dude. There was no P and V penetration. 373 00:20:45,494 --> 00:20:47,204 Oh, well, what did you do? 374 00:20:47,663 --> 00:20:48,956 Everything else? 375 00:20:49,373 --> 00:20:50,791 Oh, my God. Anal? 376 00:20:51,208 --> 00:20:54,503 What? No! Are you crazy? Anal? 377 00:20:54,586 --> 00:20:56,088 Well, do you like him? 378 00:20:56,171 --> 00:20:57,714 I'm not even sure if I like dudes anymore. 379 00:20:57,798 --> 00:20:59,216 Well, let me know if you wanna make out 380 00:20:59,299 --> 00:21:01,802 because I would totally be into helping you transition. 381 00:21:01,885 --> 00:21:03,303 You know, just to see how it feels. 382 00:21:03,637 --> 00:21:07,557 Appreciate it, but I'm going to stick with this basic peen for a while. 383 00:21:07,641 --> 00:21:08,475 Mm. 384 00:21:09,434 --> 00:21:11,311 You know, he was very thoughtful in his role-playing 385 00:21:11,395 --> 00:21:13,647 during our sexual harassment scenarios. 386 00:21:13,730 --> 00:21:14,690 - Really? - Mm-hm. 387 00:21:17,067 --> 00:21:18,402 What's his app called? 388 00:21:18,694 --> 00:21:19,987 Oh, I don't know. 389 00:21:20,070 --> 00:21:22,781 It's like a Tinder thing for people that have herpes. 390 00:21:23,031 --> 00:21:24,533 - What? - Joking. 391 00:21:25,534 --> 00:21:27,286 Everybody scream as loud as you possibly can. 392 00:21:30,414 --> 00:21:33,083 Oh, my God. That was awful. Now, you're on a trampoline. 393 00:21:34,626 --> 00:21:36,628 Boing, boing, boing. 394 00:21:36,712 --> 00:21:39,131 Who can backflip? Just kidding. Don't do that, it's a liability. 395 00:21:39,214 --> 00:21:42,301 Hands up in the sky. High, high, high. Get on your tippy-toes. 396 00:21:42,384 --> 00:21:45,220 Now, wiggle your fingers like your tickling a giant. 397 00:21:45,304 --> 00:21:47,097 - Except he's got armpit hair. - Ew! 398 00:21:47,556 --> 00:21:49,349 Gross. Gross, gross. 399 00:21:56,815 --> 00:22:00,736 Okay, you just dropped your ice cream and you don't have money to buy a new one. 400 00:22:00,819 --> 00:22:02,696 - Oh, shit! - Kayla. 401 00:22:02,779 --> 00:22:05,240 Valid reaction. Don't say shit. 402 00:22:05,490 --> 00:22:07,367 - Oops. - Your best friend moves to Hawaii. 403 00:22:07,784 --> 00:22:09,328 Send me a postcard. 404 00:22:09,411 --> 00:22:10,495 It's too hot there. 405 00:22:11,705 --> 00:22:13,206 You get stood up at your own wedding. 406 00:22:13,290 --> 00:22:14,499 Woo! 407 00:22:14,583 --> 00:22:16,626 Marriage is an outdated social construct anyway. 408 00:22:17,044 --> 00:22:18,920 - I don't care. I don't care. - I don't care. 409 00:22:19,004 --> 00:22:21,381 I don't care. I don't care. 410 00:22:21,465 --> 00:22:22,466 I don't care. 411 00:22:22,966 --> 00:22:25,052 All right, guys, great job today. 412 00:22:25,135 --> 00:22:26,970 Also, don't forget that I need your permission slips 413 00:22:27,054 --> 00:22:28,346 for our writer's weekend coming up. 414 00:22:28,430 --> 00:22:30,849 And I haven't gotten anything from anybody except for Shandra. 415 00:22:30,932 --> 00:22:32,642 Seriously, don't forget to ask your parents. 416 00:22:32,726 --> 00:22:35,145 Or I will do it myself. I will make it weird. 417 00:22:35,228 --> 00:22:36,688 Kayla? Seriously. 418 00:22:37,689 --> 00:22:39,232 Hey, Ms. James? 419 00:22:40,150 --> 00:22:41,109 Hey. 420 00:22:41,193 --> 00:22:42,110 You okay? 421 00:22:42,194 --> 00:22:44,196 I can't go to the writer's weekend. 422 00:22:44,780 --> 00:22:45,614 What? Why? 423 00:22:45,697 --> 00:22:48,158 Shandra, no, you're the only one who turned in your permission slip. 424 00:22:48,241 --> 00:22:49,493 I'm sorry. 425 00:22:50,285 --> 00:22:52,120 Is somebody coming to pick you up? 426 00:22:52,496 --> 00:22:53,622 I wanna see... Oh, there it is. 427 00:22:53,705 --> 00:22:56,166 Excuse me. Are you Shandra's mom? 428 00:22:57,042 --> 00:22:57,876 Yeah. 429 00:22:57,959 --> 00:22:59,878 Hey, I'm Jessica James. 430 00:23:00,170 --> 00:23:01,379 I know who you are. 431 00:23:02,297 --> 00:23:05,300 All right, uh, Shandra mentioned something to me earlier 432 00:23:05,383 --> 00:23:07,636 about her possibly not making the writer's weekend next month? 433 00:23:07,719 --> 00:23:09,721 - Yeah, that's right. - She cannot miss that weekend. 434 00:23:09,805 --> 00:23:11,306 Well, unfortunately, she has to. 435 00:23:11,389 --> 00:23:14,017 - Why? - It's complicated. 436 00:23:14,309 --> 00:23:17,020 It's just that it's a really big deal. Sarah Jones is gonna be there. 437 00:23:17,104 --> 00:23:19,773 Look, I don't know who Sarah Jones is, but Shandra can't go. 438 00:23:19,856 --> 00:23:22,818 She's an amazing playwright. She, like, won a Tony. 439 00:23:22,901 --> 00:23:26,279 Do me a favor, when you get home, google Sarah Jones TED Talk. 440 00:23:26,363 --> 00:23:29,116 - Okay. Come on. - Seriously, why can't she make it? 441 00:23:30,283 --> 00:23:32,119 Well, if you must know, 442 00:23:32,202 --> 00:23:35,122 Shandra's dad is taking her and her brother to Six Flags that weekend. 443 00:23:36,373 --> 00:23:37,499 I'm sorry, Shandra's mom. 444 00:23:37,582 --> 00:23:39,334 That is the stupidest thing I've ever heard. 445 00:23:39,417 --> 00:23:41,002 It's her dad's weekend. 446 00:23:41,419 --> 00:23:43,797 This is the weekend where they actually write their plays. 447 00:23:43,880 --> 00:23:47,467 You know how long it took to reach a custody agreement with my ex? 448 00:23:47,843 --> 00:23:48,844 Two years. 449 00:23:49,386 --> 00:23:53,014 Two years, six lawyers, and $34,000. 450 00:23:53,098 --> 00:23:55,851 We just signed an agreement last week. 451 00:23:56,351 --> 00:23:57,811 He gets that weekend. 452 00:23:58,436 --> 00:23:59,855 Do you mind if I talk to him? 453 00:24:00,313 --> 00:24:02,315 You're kind of an annoying person, aren't you? 454 00:24:04,276 --> 00:24:05,277 Yes. 455 00:24:05,360 --> 00:24:07,946 Hey, uh, Mr. Phillips. 456 00:24:08,029 --> 00:24:10,407 This is Jessica James from the Children's Theater Project. 457 00:24:11,241 --> 00:24:12,784 I was just calling because... 458 00:24:14,119 --> 00:24:14,995 Well, because I'm 25 459 00:24:15,078 --> 00:24:17,038 and I haven't been completely broken by life yet. 460 00:24:18,498 --> 00:24:21,251 But also, I was hoping to try and convince you 461 00:24:21,334 --> 00:24:24,296 to rethink taking Shandra to Six Flags 462 00:24:24,379 --> 00:24:25,881 during the writer's weekend. 463 00:24:26,548 --> 00:24:28,049 And I know from talking to Mrs. Phillips 464 00:24:28,133 --> 00:24:30,719 that you all have had a really hard time the last couple of years 465 00:24:30,802 --> 00:24:32,637 and that you just reached a custody agreement. 466 00:24:33,513 --> 00:24:36,266 I don't want to butt in, but I just want to say 467 00:24:36,349 --> 00:24:39,227 that I kind of know what Shandra's going through. 468 00:24:40,103 --> 00:24:41,730 I think it could be really empowering for her 469 00:24:41,813 --> 00:24:45,650 to sort through all those really confusing and scary emotions 470 00:24:45,734 --> 00:24:47,444 and turn them into something good. 471 00:24:47,527 --> 00:24:51,907 And, look, I know that a lot of people say that theater is a dead art form 472 00:24:51,990 --> 00:24:54,659 performed by the rich for the even richer, and... 473 00:24:55,994 --> 00:24:58,496 I guess I do agree with that to some extent, but... 474 00:24:59,623 --> 00:25:00,957 I still really believe in it. 475 00:25:02,250 --> 00:25:04,294 I think it has the power to transform lives. 476 00:25:04,377 --> 00:25:06,546 I mean, it completely transformed mine. 477 00:25:09,216 --> 00:25:12,844 So, Mr. Phillips, can you please, please let her come to the writer's weekend? 478 00:25:12,928 --> 00:25:14,888 I promise you will not regret it. 479 00:25:18,600 --> 00:25:21,061 - Mr. Phillips? - Hey. No. Uh, it's Boone. 480 00:25:21,144 --> 00:25:23,146 - Who? - Yeah. We had dinner. 481 00:25:23,438 --> 00:25:26,483 Remember? We, um, stayed over at my place 482 00:25:26,566 --> 00:25:28,735 and we had dessert? 483 00:25:30,779 --> 00:25:31,738 The divorced guy. 484 00:25:32,447 --> 00:25:34,532 Oh, wow. Shit. 485 00:25:34,616 --> 00:25:36,534 Sorry, I forgot that was your name. 486 00:25:36,618 --> 00:25:39,204 No, sure, that's understandable. 487 00:25:39,704 --> 00:25:40,830 Uh, how are you? 488 00:25:41,164 --> 00:25:44,251 It's, um, kind of a weird moment for me. 489 00:25:44,334 --> 00:25:47,337 But... I guess I'm okay. 490 00:25:47,420 --> 00:25:50,257 - What about you? - Oh, I'm great. Thanks for asking. 491 00:25:50,340 --> 00:25:53,051 Listen, I had a terrific time the other night. 492 00:25:54,010 --> 00:25:55,720 Oh, my God. Is this a booty call? 493 00:25:56,012 --> 00:25:57,722 No. 494 00:25:58,473 --> 00:25:59,391 No. No. 495 00:25:59,474 --> 00:26:00,642 Do people still say booty call? 496 00:26:00,725 --> 00:26:02,477 This is totally a booty call. 497 00:26:02,686 --> 00:26:03,895 Oh, Boone. 498 00:26:03,979 --> 00:26:05,605 Okay, I guess it's kind of a booty call. 499 00:26:05,689 --> 00:26:07,774 But I did enjoy spending time with you. 500 00:26:07,857 --> 00:26:09,609 Just because you catch a unicorn in the wild 501 00:26:09,693 --> 00:26:12,070 doesn't mean you get to tap it whenever you want, buddy. 502 00:26:12,487 --> 00:26:13,780 Are you calling yourself a unicorn? 503 00:26:13,863 --> 00:26:14,948 Maybe. 504 00:26:15,615 --> 00:26:17,158 I didn't realize unicorns were so arrogant. 505 00:26:19,160 --> 00:26:21,121 All right, look, we can go for a walk. 506 00:26:21,204 --> 00:26:23,081 But only if it's in my neighborhood. And that's it. 507 00:26:23,164 --> 00:26:24,791 Okay. Cool. 508 00:26:24,874 --> 00:26:26,167 I'll, um, I'll take that. 509 00:26:26,251 --> 00:26:28,795 All right. Well, don't forget. We're just literally walking... 510 00:26:31,256 --> 00:26:32,799 - Boone, are you okay? - I'm fine. 511 00:26:32,882 --> 00:26:33,967 - Are you sure? - Huh? 512 00:26:34,050 --> 00:26:36,428 Did some trash cans fall over on your end? Is that your end? 513 00:26:36,511 --> 00:26:38,263 - Ew. What? - Oh, no, I don't know. 514 00:26:38,888 --> 00:26:41,558 Okay, I'll see you soon. 515 00:26:56,072 --> 00:26:59,117 - So this is, uh, this is Bushwick, huh? - Yeah. 516 00:26:59,659 --> 00:27:01,578 - It's pretty great, right? - It's delightful. 517 00:27:02,037 --> 00:27:04,247 So, when are they gonna burn it down? 518 00:27:05,457 --> 00:27:07,542 Well, not all of us can afford to live in neighborhoods 519 00:27:07,625 --> 00:27:09,502 where you got artisanal pickle shops on every corner. 520 00:27:09,586 --> 00:27:11,588 Every person that I've seen in this neighborhood, so far, 521 00:27:11,671 --> 00:27:13,089 looks like they work in a pickle shop. 522 00:27:13,173 --> 00:27:14,174 That is true. 523 00:27:18,553 --> 00:27:20,347 So, I think my wife has started seeing... 524 00:27:20,430 --> 00:27:22,682 My ex-wife has started seeing somebody. 525 00:27:22,766 --> 00:27:24,017 Oh, Boone. 526 00:27:24,100 --> 00:27:26,770 Is that what you wanna talk about right now? Really? 527 00:27:26,853 --> 00:27:28,605 - Come on. - I'm struggling. 528 00:27:30,190 --> 00:27:32,108 - How'd you find out? - Fucking Instagram. 529 00:27:32,192 --> 00:27:33,818 - Oh, no. - Yeah. 530 00:27:33,902 --> 00:27:35,653 How many times a day do you check her Instagram? 531 00:27:35,737 --> 00:27:37,697 Oh, you know, not that often. 532 00:27:40,200 --> 00:27:42,577 - Yeah, pretty much every waking moment. - Yeah, me too. 533 00:27:43,286 --> 00:27:46,623 - Do you still talk to him, though? - No. I don't want to talk to him. 534 00:27:46,706 --> 00:27:49,501 You just prefer to obsess about what he's doing online? 535 00:27:49,584 --> 00:27:51,753 - Yeah. Yeah, I do. - Don't think that's very healthy. 536 00:27:51,836 --> 00:27:54,130 Well, that's coming from a guy who checks his ex-wife's Instagram 537 00:27:54,214 --> 00:27:55,256 like a thousand times a day. 538 00:27:55,340 --> 00:27:56,674 - Oh, true, that. - Yeah. 539 00:27:58,885 --> 00:28:02,305 Hey, what do you think would happen if you unfollowed him? 540 00:28:03,390 --> 00:28:04,349 I don't know. 541 00:28:05,392 --> 00:28:07,268 What do you think would happen if you unfollowed her? 542 00:28:08,645 --> 00:28:11,022 To be honest, I'd be kind of relieved that I didn't have to look 543 00:28:11,106 --> 00:28:13,149 at so many pictures of food on my timeline. 544 00:28:13,233 --> 00:28:15,735 Oh, is she one of those ladies that posts photos of food all day? 545 00:28:15,819 --> 00:28:17,779 It's the worst. How could you marry somebody like that? 546 00:28:17,862 --> 00:28:20,615 Well, to be fair, she is an award-winning food photographer. 547 00:28:21,408 --> 00:28:23,493 - Oh, that's kind of cool. - Yeah. 548 00:28:24,619 --> 00:28:27,580 Hey. I'll do it, if you do it. 549 00:28:28,039 --> 00:28:30,500 - Do what? - Unfollow my ex. 550 00:28:31,793 --> 00:28:33,628 - Oh, are you serious? - Yeah. 551 00:28:33,711 --> 00:28:36,923 Yeah, this is really good. Actually, we should do this. 552 00:28:37,006 --> 00:28:38,675 That's like a really big step, Boone. 553 00:28:38,758 --> 00:28:41,594 No, it's just a couple of little taps. Then, we can get on with our lives. 554 00:28:44,556 --> 00:28:47,559 - Okay. Fine. Fuck it, let's do it. - You're gonna do it? 555 00:28:47,642 --> 00:28:49,018 - Yeah, I'm gonna do it. - Sweet. 556 00:28:49,102 --> 00:28:51,187 - Let's do it on three. - Hold on. 557 00:28:52,147 --> 00:28:57,068 - Okay. - One, two, three... 558 00:28:57,819 --> 00:28:58,737 Bye-bye. 559 00:29:01,990 --> 00:29:03,199 Okay, how do you feel? 560 00:29:04,617 --> 00:29:06,536 I already hate it. 561 00:29:06,619 --> 00:29:08,872 I want to know what's going on already. 562 00:29:09,581 --> 00:29:10,582 What about you? 563 00:29:11,166 --> 00:29:13,626 Yeah, I've got this belly-full of regret. 564 00:29:14,711 --> 00:29:16,045 Oh, shit. 565 00:29:19,507 --> 00:29:22,761 Well, what if we followed each other's ex's on Instagram? 566 00:29:22,844 --> 00:29:25,305 That way, we can tell the other person if something big comes up. 567 00:29:25,764 --> 00:29:26,973 That's a really good plan. 568 00:29:27,056 --> 00:29:28,808 - Yeah. - Let's do that. 569 00:29:28,892 --> 00:29:31,644 - Okay, what's your fellow's name? - At Damon Johansing. 570 00:29:33,104 --> 00:29:35,315 - And then what about your ex-wife? - Mandy Moore. 571 00:29:35,398 --> 00:29:38,818 - Wait, what? - Oh, it's not the singer stroke actress. 572 00:29:38,902 --> 00:29:39,903 It's a very common name. 573 00:29:40,487 --> 00:29:41,863 Holy shit. Is this him? 574 00:29:41,946 --> 00:29:43,865 - Yeah. - He's beautiful. 575 00:29:43,948 --> 00:29:44,991 I know, he's a beautiful man. 576 00:29:45,074 --> 00:29:46,117 - Are you kidding me? - I know. 577 00:29:46,201 --> 00:29:48,036 You're never gonna get the likes of that again. 578 00:29:50,205 --> 00:29:53,208 - I would fuck this guy. - Would you? Oh, me too. 579 00:29:54,292 --> 00:29:55,210 Is this her? 580 00:29:55,752 --> 00:29:57,337 - Yeah. - She's cute. 581 00:29:58,171 --> 00:29:59,672 Oh, she's blonde. 582 00:29:59,923 --> 00:30:02,509 - Yeah, I'm really into blondes. - Oh, sorry. 583 00:30:02,967 --> 00:30:05,136 Does he make fucking handcrafted phone cases? 584 00:30:05,220 --> 00:30:06,221 He does. 585 00:30:06,513 --> 00:30:07,764 Is there something wrong with that? 586 00:30:07,847 --> 00:30:09,808 Oh, no. It's just, I really need a new phone case. 587 00:30:09,891 --> 00:30:11,476 Boone, we're working on boundaries right now. 588 00:30:11,559 --> 00:30:13,561 There's a million places you can get phone cases from. 589 00:30:13,645 --> 00:30:14,646 Yeah, okay. 590 00:30:15,897 --> 00:30:18,858 - He makes such pretty stuff, though. - Yeah, he's really, really good. 591 00:30:19,984 --> 00:30:23,404 Oh, wow, she posted a beautiful photo of a hamburger today. 592 00:30:23,488 --> 00:30:25,865 Yeah, she's really knows what to do with meat. 593 00:30:25,949 --> 00:30:27,492 That's a weird thing to say to me. 594 00:30:27,575 --> 00:30:29,160 Oh, God. You probably thought that... 595 00:30:29,244 --> 00:30:30,537 No, I meant she's good with dick. 596 00:30:54,644 --> 00:30:56,229 Tasha, are you sitting down? 597 00:30:56,312 --> 00:30:58,690 - I'm at ease. Yeah. - Get this. 598 00:30:58,773 --> 00:31:02,235 I just got a personalized rejection letter from Tim Sanford at Playwrights Horizons. 599 00:31:03,236 --> 00:31:04,612 Congratulations? 600 00:31:04,863 --> 00:31:06,531 You don't sound that excited, but I'll take it. 601 00:31:06,614 --> 00:31:08,533 Oh, I don't know. It's a rejection. 602 00:31:08,616 --> 00:31:10,285 Yeah, but it's a personalized rejection letter. 603 00:31:10,368 --> 00:31:11,202 Get this. 604 00:31:11,286 --> 00:31:14,622 "Despite the eloquent and oftentimes hilarious tone of your work, 605 00:31:14,706 --> 00:31:17,041 it is not right for Playwrights Horizons at this time." 606 00:31:17,125 --> 00:31:19,252 Wow! That is... 607 00:31:19,669 --> 00:31:21,421 I don't know what that is. What is that? That's... 608 00:31:21,504 --> 00:31:22,338 It's amazing. 609 00:31:22,422 --> 00:31:24,382 Do you know how many form letter rejections I've gotten 610 00:31:24,465 --> 00:31:26,676 from lesser-known theater companies and fellowships this year? 611 00:31:26,759 --> 00:31:30,179 Tim Sanford from Playwrights Horizons read one of my plays 612 00:31:30,263 --> 00:31:32,265 and he gave me an encouraging response. 613 00:31:33,141 --> 00:31:34,100 This is huge. 614 00:31:34,517 --> 00:31:36,269 Oh, that is so cool. 615 00:31:37,478 --> 00:31:40,189 - Are you masturbating right now? - Yeah. 616 00:31:40,273 --> 00:31:42,275 Okay, next time I call you when you're doing that, 617 00:31:42,358 --> 00:31:44,444 - just don't answer the phone. - Okay. Good to know. 618 00:31:59,250 --> 00:32:00,501 What are you doing here? 619 00:32:01,294 --> 00:32:02,295 You unfollowed me. 620 00:32:03,004 --> 00:32:04,631 Wow. That was fast. How did you know? 621 00:32:04,714 --> 00:32:08,801 I only have 70 followers on Instagram and Twitter, combined, so... 622 00:32:08,885 --> 00:32:11,346 - Yeah, you are not good at social media. - I make phone cases. 623 00:32:11,429 --> 00:32:13,473 All right, I don't have clever, witty ideas 624 00:32:13,556 --> 00:32:16,017 that I like to share with the world like everybody else. 625 00:32:16,100 --> 00:32:17,727 I just don't understand why you unfollowed me. 626 00:32:17,810 --> 00:32:19,896 Well, Damon, it's not like we're together anymore. 627 00:32:20,313 --> 00:32:22,482 So, what? That means we can't be friends on Facebook? 628 00:32:23,691 --> 00:32:26,444 No, I don't think we can. No. No, we cannot. 629 00:32:26,736 --> 00:32:27,737 I don't get it. 630 00:32:27,820 --> 00:32:30,198 I don't get it, how one minute we can be in love, 631 00:32:30,281 --> 00:32:31,908 and the next minute we're less than strangers. 632 00:32:31,991 --> 00:32:33,076 What, you're asking me? 633 00:32:33,159 --> 00:32:34,077 Yes. I'm asking you. 634 00:32:34,160 --> 00:32:35,954 I don't know. I didn't think it'd be big of a deal. 635 00:32:36,037 --> 00:32:37,747 Really? You unfollowed me. 636 00:32:37,830 --> 00:32:39,707 I guess, secretly, I kind of hoped that you would notice, 637 00:32:39,791 --> 00:32:41,542 but I didn't want you to get all bent out of shape about it. 638 00:32:41,626 --> 00:32:43,378 It feels like deep down, you wish we never would've met. 639 00:32:43,461 --> 00:32:44,629 I guess I kind of wish we hadn't met. 640 00:32:44,712 --> 00:32:46,005 - No, don't do that. - I do. 641 00:32:46,089 --> 00:32:47,465 Don't negate everything we had 642 00:32:47,548 --> 00:32:49,300 just because you don't like the way it ended. 643 00:32:49,384 --> 00:32:50,510 Well, why not? 644 00:32:50,593 --> 00:32:52,512 - Because it was good. - And then it wasn't. 645 00:32:52,595 --> 00:32:54,889 Well, why do you think that is? 646 00:32:55,974 --> 00:32:58,101 - I don't know. You tell me. - Oh, wow! 647 00:32:58,184 --> 00:32:59,102 You act so... 648 00:32:59,185 --> 00:33:02,855 You don't realize how frustrating it is, how stubborn, 649 00:33:02,939 --> 00:33:05,441 - and hardheaded you are sometimes. - I am not stubborn. 650 00:33:05,525 --> 00:33:07,610 Okay, do you want me to explain to you why it ended? 651 00:33:07,694 --> 00:33:10,029 Yeah, that would be most excellent if you could. 652 00:33:10,113 --> 00:33:10,947 Okay. 653 00:33:12,490 --> 00:33:13,366 It ended because you... 654 00:33:18,371 --> 00:33:19,205 What? 655 00:33:39,642 --> 00:33:41,227 All right, everybody, listen up. 656 00:33:41,310 --> 00:33:42,687 This is Tasha. 657 00:33:42,770 --> 00:33:43,896 Tasha is an actress, 658 00:33:43,980 --> 00:33:45,773 and she's gonna teach you guys an improv game. 659 00:33:46,024 --> 00:33:49,444 Thank you so much, Jess, for that amazing introduction. 660 00:33:50,236 --> 00:33:51,320 Okay. 661 00:33:51,404 --> 00:33:54,198 Um, as was mentioned five seconds earlier, 662 00:33:54,282 --> 00:33:59,287 I'm Tasha and I'm going to teach you an improv game called, "Yes, And..." 663 00:33:59,370 --> 00:34:01,289 Has anybody ever heard of "Yes, And..." before? 664 00:34:03,666 --> 00:34:05,960 Perfect! Okay, well, it is super simple. 665 00:34:06,044 --> 00:34:08,296 All you have to do is agree with anything that your partner says 666 00:34:08,379 --> 00:34:09,213 by saying "yes." 667 00:34:09,297 --> 00:34:11,049 And then, adding something to it. 668 00:34:11,132 --> 00:34:13,551 Jessica, would you like to help me demonstrate? 669 00:34:13,634 --> 00:34:16,846 Yes. And I would also like to add that this game rules. 670 00:34:16,929 --> 00:34:18,806 Yes. This game does rule. 671 00:34:18,890 --> 00:34:23,186 And I'm excited to play it because your class is super attractive. 672 00:34:23,269 --> 00:34:24,479 Yes. 673 00:34:24,562 --> 00:34:26,272 And on top of being very attractive, 674 00:34:26,355 --> 00:34:28,649 they also have really, really great brains. 675 00:34:28,733 --> 00:34:30,359 Yes. They have great brains. 676 00:34:30,443 --> 00:34:34,030 And I can tell because I just so happen to be a brain-eating zombie 677 00:34:34,113 --> 00:34:36,949 who loves kids' brains. 678 00:34:37,033 --> 00:34:38,701 Yes. I knew that. 679 00:34:38,785 --> 00:34:40,912 And I have something to tell you. 680 00:34:40,995 --> 00:34:42,663 I'm a zombie slayer. 681 00:34:43,331 --> 00:34:44,582 Yes, you are. 682 00:34:44,665 --> 00:34:47,126 And we have a long feud going back... 683 00:34:47,502 --> 00:34:50,630 centuries, and centuries, and centuries. 684 00:34:50,713 --> 00:34:53,174 Yes, and for some reason, we always seem to run in circles 685 00:34:53,257 --> 00:34:54,801 which is why we've been feuding for so long. 686 00:34:54,884 --> 00:34:58,471 Yes, this is a cosmic dance between two people. 687 00:34:58,554 --> 00:35:00,598 Two people who don't know how to fight. 688 00:35:00,681 --> 00:35:04,393 I am your archenemy! But I came here today to tell you... 689 00:35:04,936 --> 00:35:06,229 that I love you. 690 00:35:26,999 --> 00:35:28,251 - Hello? - Hey. 691 00:35:28,334 --> 00:35:29,710 - It's Boone. - Who? 692 00:35:29,794 --> 00:35:31,462 Just kidding. I know who you are. What's up? 693 00:35:31,921 --> 00:35:34,715 I was just, um, calling to let you know 694 00:35:34,799 --> 00:35:36,801 that Damon finally started watching The Sopranos 695 00:35:36,884 --> 00:35:38,845 and he thinks it's pretty good. 696 00:35:38,928 --> 00:35:40,054 Okay. All right. 697 00:35:40,138 --> 00:35:41,848 That's really useful information for me to know. 698 00:35:41,931 --> 00:35:43,224 Thank you very much for telling me. 699 00:35:43,307 --> 00:35:45,476 I don't know what took him so long. It's a really great show. 700 00:35:45,560 --> 00:35:47,103 I don't know. I feel like if I want to watch 701 00:35:47,186 --> 00:35:48,855 a bunch of morally corrupt dudes do some stuff, 702 00:35:48,938 --> 00:35:51,482 I could just, like, literally, leave my apartment at any given moment. 703 00:35:51,566 --> 00:35:53,484 Yeah, men are horrible. 704 00:35:53,568 --> 00:35:56,320 Oh, my gosh. By the way, I am loving your ex-wife's Instagram. 705 00:35:56,612 --> 00:35:57,905 Her photos were so good. 706 00:35:58,489 --> 00:36:01,367 Food photography really is an art. It's just the dabblers I don't care about. 707 00:36:01,450 --> 00:36:05,913 Yeah. Food porn is one of my top two favorite porns. 708 00:36:05,997 --> 00:36:07,331 What's your other favorite porn? 709 00:36:08,958 --> 00:36:09,834 Human. 710 00:36:09,917 --> 00:36:11,669 That is a good porn. That's a good form of porn. 711 00:36:11,752 --> 00:36:15,506 Also, um, I was wondering what you were up to this weekend? 712 00:36:15,590 --> 00:36:16,716 You were, were you? 713 00:36:17,175 --> 00:36:19,635 Yes, I was, I was. 714 00:36:20,887 --> 00:36:24,432 I, um, I'm actually gonna be in Ohio for my little sister's baby shower. 715 00:36:24,891 --> 00:36:26,809 Oh, a lot of new information there. 716 00:36:26,893 --> 00:36:28,811 What, you're from Ohio? 717 00:36:28,895 --> 00:36:30,521 Yes. I am, unfortunately. 718 00:36:31,063 --> 00:36:33,482 It's weird I know more about your ex-boyfriend than I do you. 719 00:36:34,650 --> 00:36:35,985 Yeah. I guess it is, huh? 720 00:36:37,862 --> 00:36:38,779 Maybe... 721 00:36:38,863 --> 00:36:43,201 um, when you get back into town, we could go on a real date? 722 00:36:43,868 --> 00:36:46,162 Well, that depends, Boone. What's your idea of a real date? 723 00:36:47,246 --> 00:36:48,706 Hot dogs and laser tag? 724 00:36:48,789 --> 00:36:50,458 - Um, I'm busy. - I'm joking. 725 00:36:50,541 --> 00:36:51,959 Something brilliant. 726 00:36:52,043 --> 00:36:53,169 No, we'll, um... 727 00:36:53,794 --> 00:36:55,880 We'll have a great time, I promise. 728 00:36:57,089 --> 00:36:58,132 Yeah, sure. 729 00:36:58,216 --> 00:37:00,593 I'll go on a real date with you. It sounds fun-ish. 730 00:37:00,676 --> 00:37:02,887 Oh, okay. Well, thanks. 731 00:37:04,430 --> 00:37:06,265 Can you just give me a call 732 00:37:06,349 --> 00:37:07,975 when you're back into town? 733 00:37:08,059 --> 00:37:10,102 And, uh, bring me back some potatoes. 734 00:37:10,186 --> 00:37:12,313 - That is Idaho. - Yes, it is. 735 00:37:12,396 --> 00:37:14,565 Do they grow anything in Ohio? 736 00:37:15,524 --> 00:37:16,442 Just weirdos. 737 00:37:16,525 --> 00:37:18,694 Well, bring me back some weirdos. 738 00:37:18,778 --> 00:37:19,612 Will do. 739 00:37:19,695 --> 00:37:21,447 - Bye, Jessica. - Bye. 740 00:37:23,199 --> 00:37:24,283 Boone? 741 00:37:25,952 --> 00:37:27,078 Who wants to know? 742 00:37:27,161 --> 00:37:28,496 Look, man, I... 743 00:37:28,579 --> 00:37:30,539 I don't want to make this weird or anything, but, um... 744 00:37:31,749 --> 00:37:34,085 Mandy sent me down here to see if you want to, like, 745 00:37:34,168 --> 00:37:36,796 come upstairs and talk or something. 746 00:37:36,879 --> 00:37:38,381 What? Why? 747 00:37:38,464 --> 00:37:41,467 We saw you out here circling around the block, it's... 748 00:37:42,802 --> 00:37:43,678 It's sad, man. 749 00:37:43,761 --> 00:37:44,720 I'm what... 750 00:37:48,599 --> 00:37:50,559 Well, you can tell Mandy 751 00:37:50,643 --> 00:37:54,814 that I happen to be on the phone, arranging a date with a girl, a woman, 752 00:37:55,398 --> 00:37:58,317 who is a wonderful playwright from Ohio. 753 00:37:59,485 --> 00:38:01,445 I didn't even know that I was in your neighborhood. 754 00:38:01,904 --> 00:38:03,656 Yeah, no, I'm not gonna tell her any of that. 755 00:38:06,409 --> 00:38:08,911 Fine. Don't tell her. I don't give a shit. 756 00:38:08,995 --> 00:38:11,289 You know, she still has a great deal of affection for you. 757 00:38:11,372 --> 00:38:12,498 Oh, she does, does she? 758 00:38:12,581 --> 00:38:14,292 She still has a great deal of affection for me? 759 00:38:14,375 --> 00:38:15,209 Yes. 760 00:38:16,252 --> 00:38:17,336 Did she say that? 761 00:38:17,420 --> 00:38:18,963 Hey, look, I know it's hard, man. 762 00:38:19,046 --> 00:38:21,590 I went through a divorce myself a couple of years ago. 763 00:38:23,217 --> 00:38:24,802 I didn't... I didn't realize. 764 00:38:25,803 --> 00:38:27,638 I'm sorry. What did you say your name was? 765 00:38:27,722 --> 00:38:29,390 Oh, that's right. I don't give a shit. 766 00:38:35,229 --> 00:38:36,522 You all right? 767 00:39:31,994 --> 00:39:35,247 Your sister is so excited you are home. You don't even know. 768 00:39:36,540 --> 00:39:38,292 It's like all she can talk about. 769 00:39:38,376 --> 00:39:39,210 Yeah. 770 00:39:39,335 --> 00:39:42,213 Well, it's not every day we get a visit from our big city girl. 771 00:39:42,296 --> 00:39:44,590 Please do not call me "big city girl," Kenny. 772 00:39:46,133 --> 00:39:48,219 We missed you at Christmas. 773 00:39:49,637 --> 00:39:51,263 Yeah, I know. I know. I'm sorry. 774 00:39:51,347 --> 00:39:53,516 - I missed you guys, too. - So... 775 00:39:54,517 --> 00:39:56,894 Tell us everything. How's your writing? 776 00:39:56,977 --> 00:39:58,020 How's Damon? 777 00:39:58,771 --> 00:40:01,273 It's good. Writing's good, Damon's good. 778 00:40:01,357 --> 00:40:02,566 It's all good. 779 00:40:02,858 --> 00:40:03,734 Yeah? 780 00:40:03,818 --> 00:40:04,693 Yup. 781 00:40:08,447 --> 00:40:10,825 Oh, Jess, it's so good to see you. 782 00:40:11,450 --> 00:40:14,995 ♪ Now I'm back in a world ♪ 783 00:40:15,079 --> 00:40:17,873 ♪ That greets me with a smile ♪ 784 00:40:18,374 --> 00:40:21,752 ♪ And what makes it all worthwhile ♪ 785 00:40:21,836 --> 00:40:23,671 Who's here? 786 00:40:23,754 --> 00:40:25,214 - Hi. - Oh, my God! 787 00:40:26,632 --> 00:40:27,591 You actually came! 788 00:40:27,675 --> 00:40:29,385 Of course, I came. 789 00:40:29,468 --> 00:40:30,761 - Thank you. - Oh, my goodness. 790 00:40:30,845 --> 00:40:33,973 Wow, this is amazing. You're making a little human. 791 00:40:34,056 --> 00:40:35,307 Yeah. What are you wearing? 792 00:40:36,100 --> 00:40:37,643 What? This is a jumpsuit. 793 00:40:37,977 --> 00:40:40,896 - You look like an auto mechanic. - It's cool though, right? 794 00:40:41,313 --> 00:40:42,314 Yeah. 795 00:40:42,398 --> 00:40:44,024 I mean, you're not gonna wear it to the party? 796 00:40:44,984 --> 00:40:45,818 Nope. 797 00:40:46,068 --> 00:40:48,612 I'm not gonna wear it to the party. This is just... 798 00:40:48,696 --> 00:40:49,905 This was for the plane. 799 00:40:50,990 --> 00:40:53,075 - Hey, Jess. - Hey, Duane. 800 00:40:53,325 --> 00:40:54,994 - What's up? - Not too much. 801 00:40:55,077 --> 00:40:59,582 - What you got there? - Cupcakes for the party, so... 802 00:41:00,249 --> 00:41:01,208 You look nice. 803 00:41:01,292 --> 00:41:02,626 - Thank you. - Yup. 804 00:41:04,253 --> 00:41:07,173 - Oh, my big sister's here! - I know. Yay! 805 00:41:07,256 --> 00:41:08,424 She's here. 806 00:41:08,507 --> 00:41:09,884 - Yup. I'm gonna go change. - Okay. 807 00:41:09,967 --> 00:41:10,926 Let me get this. 808 00:41:11,010 --> 00:41:12,052 Yeah. Thank you, Kenny. 809 00:41:12,136 --> 00:41:13,929 - You're welcome. - All right. See you later. 810 00:41:14,013 --> 00:41:15,306 - Do you have heels, babe? - No. 811 00:41:53,802 --> 00:41:55,596 So, you're leaving next month? 812 00:41:55,679 --> 00:41:58,432 - Yeah. - Excellent. Wait, Jessica. 813 00:41:58,516 --> 00:42:01,727 Jessica, you remember Mrs. Taggart, don't you? 814 00:42:01,810 --> 00:42:04,897 - I do. Hi, Mrs. T. - Hi, Jess. 815 00:42:04,980 --> 00:42:07,733 Well, Carol and her husband are going to New York next month. 816 00:42:07,816 --> 00:42:08,692 Cool. 817 00:42:10,236 --> 00:42:12,279 But we were hoping that you could recommend a show 818 00:42:12,363 --> 00:42:14,073 for them to see while they're there. 819 00:42:14,323 --> 00:42:16,784 Yeah, definitely. What sort of shows are you into? 820 00:42:17,952 --> 00:42:20,788 Um, well, we've heard that Jersey Boys is good? 821 00:42:21,163 --> 00:42:23,916 Oh, yeah, but that's a musical. That's not really what I'm into. 822 00:42:23,999 --> 00:42:25,459 What type of thing are you into? 823 00:42:25,543 --> 00:42:28,003 Dialogue driven dramas that explore the human condition. 824 00:42:28,087 --> 00:42:28,963 Oh. 825 00:42:29,046 --> 00:42:31,382 Uh, is there anything like that playing next month? 826 00:42:31,465 --> 00:42:34,093 The really great things are sort of few and far between. 827 00:42:34,176 --> 00:42:37,596 Theater is in a really troubled state in America right now. 828 00:42:38,138 --> 00:42:39,557 Most things are trash, like, 829 00:42:39,640 --> 00:42:42,643 you'd be surprised at who they allow to do shows on Broadway. 830 00:42:43,352 --> 00:42:46,355 Or, I heard that Cats just opened 831 00:42:46,438 --> 00:42:48,691 and it's supposed to be good. 832 00:42:48,983 --> 00:42:51,527 Oh, I have heard good things about that one. 833 00:42:51,610 --> 00:42:53,279 Oh, great, thanks. 834 00:42:53,779 --> 00:42:55,781 Jessica studied theater in college. 835 00:43:09,795 --> 00:43:13,966 Oh, Kimmy, these are adorable. Thank you. 836 00:43:14,550 --> 00:43:16,176 So sweet. 837 00:43:17,636 --> 00:43:18,596 That one's mine. 838 00:43:19,638 --> 00:43:22,099 Uh-huh. From my big sister. 839 00:43:22,182 --> 00:43:24,184 - Aw. - Hello. 840 00:43:25,185 --> 00:43:26,604 - Mom, can you? - Yeah. 841 00:43:26,687 --> 00:43:28,022 Thank you. 842 00:43:31,734 --> 00:43:35,904 "The ABC's of Subverting the Patriarchal Paradigm." 843 00:43:35,988 --> 00:43:37,615 I figure since you're having a girl, 844 00:43:37,698 --> 00:43:39,825 although, boys can benefit from that as well, right? 845 00:43:41,201 --> 00:43:44,038 Oh, "P is for Peaches. 846 00:43:44,121 --> 00:43:46,415 A singer performance artist, 847 00:43:46,498 --> 00:43:49,585 who challenges the traditional notions of gender identity." 848 00:43:49,668 --> 00:43:51,086 I drew those pictures myself. 849 00:43:53,088 --> 00:43:56,050 - Wow. This is amazing, Jess. - Thank you. 850 00:43:56,133 --> 00:43:58,385 I figure it's never too soon, right? 851 00:43:58,469 --> 00:43:59,928 Never too soon for what? 852 00:44:01,388 --> 00:44:03,140 To start questioning the system. 853 00:44:03,390 --> 00:44:04,558 What system? 854 00:44:05,684 --> 00:44:08,479 The system that we're all prisoner to. 855 00:44:08,562 --> 00:44:10,898 I'm not prisoner to any system. 856 00:44:11,857 --> 00:44:12,733 You just... 857 00:44:13,609 --> 00:44:16,362 pretended to eat poop out of a diaper, so... 858 00:44:17,112 --> 00:44:18,489 Let's open another present. 859 00:44:18,572 --> 00:44:20,199 - Yes. - Yes. 860 00:44:20,658 --> 00:44:23,243 Thank you. Who belongs to this, huh? 861 00:44:24,495 --> 00:44:25,996 - Yes. - I'm really sorry. 862 00:44:27,748 --> 00:44:30,834 I think my whole life, I've been in love with love. 863 00:44:31,168 --> 00:44:32,836 But I've never really felt love. 864 00:44:33,379 --> 00:44:34,630 Until now, Dustin. 865 00:44:34,713 --> 00:44:38,217 You complete my everything. I love our love. 866 00:44:38,300 --> 00:44:39,134 I love you. 867 00:44:39,218 --> 00:44:40,844 Madison, I know. 868 00:44:40,928 --> 00:44:44,181 You made me see that the one could be anyone. 869 00:44:44,264 --> 00:44:45,683 As long as there's love. 870 00:44:45,766 --> 00:44:48,435 And having you by my side is what completes me. 871 00:44:48,519 --> 00:44:49,728 I can honestly tell you 872 00:44:49,812 --> 00:44:52,106 this has been the best day of my whole life. 873 00:44:52,689 --> 00:44:56,360 When I look into your eyes, I can see forever. 874 00:44:56,944 --> 00:44:58,821 And I never want it to end. 875 00:44:59,238 --> 00:45:01,323 Madison, will you marry me? 876 00:45:01,407 --> 00:45:03,492 Yes, Dustin! Oh, my God! 877 00:45:04,034 --> 00:45:06,036 - Is this real? - It's so real. 878 00:45:06,120 --> 00:45:07,162 Oh, my God. 879 00:45:07,246 --> 00:45:09,331 I love you so much. 880 00:45:40,946 --> 00:45:42,239 This is your idea of fun? 881 00:45:42,739 --> 00:45:44,616 No, this is my nightmare. 882 00:45:45,534 --> 00:45:47,661 I just, for some reason, I thought you'd be better at it. 883 00:45:47,744 --> 00:45:49,496 I am both flattered and offended. 884 00:45:49,580 --> 00:45:52,374 No, I just... I can't believe you've never skated. 885 00:45:52,458 --> 00:45:54,209 I've been six feet tall since I was 12 years old. 886 00:45:54,293 --> 00:45:56,503 Not once have I thought, "Oh, let me put some wheels on this." 887 00:45:58,922 --> 00:46:00,716 - You're doing great. - I'm not. 888 00:46:00,799 --> 00:46:02,259 You wanna try without the baby thing? 889 00:46:02,342 --> 00:46:04,970 I don't want to let go of this. 890 00:46:05,053 --> 00:46:06,555 Everybody's kind of sniggering at you. 891 00:46:06,638 --> 00:46:07,931 Nobody's doing that. 892 00:46:08,015 --> 00:46:09,224 Come on, take my hand. 893 00:46:09,892 --> 00:46:11,768 I'm rock solid over here. 894 00:46:12,436 --> 00:46:14,062 You get this. This is no risk. 895 00:46:14,646 --> 00:46:16,607 - Okay, all right. Okay. - Trust me. 896 00:46:17,566 --> 00:46:18,650 Hm... 897 00:46:19,693 --> 00:46:21,278 - Okay. - Okay, that's good. 898 00:46:22,196 --> 00:46:24,531 - Nice, doesn't that feel good? - It's okay, so... 899 00:46:24,615 --> 00:46:26,366 Whoa. All right. 900 00:46:26,450 --> 00:46:27,618 I got you. 901 00:46:28,827 --> 00:46:29,703 You're good. 902 00:46:30,120 --> 00:46:31,747 Oh! 903 00:46:35,292 --> 00:46:36,210 Um... 904 00:46:38,837 --> 00:46:39,880 I also brought a picnic. 905 00:46:39,963 --> 00:46:41,173 Tight. 906 00:46:44,259 --> 00:46:46,261 This is just like what you do on a first date? 907 00:46:47,471 --> 00:46:48,305 Yeah. 908 00:46:48,388 --> 00:46:49,932 So, tell me about your app. 909 00:46:50,015 --> 00:46:51,475 Oh, God. 910 00:46:51,558 --> 00:46:54,603 Okay, I'll tell you, but you have to promise not to judge me. 911 00:46:54,686 --> 00:46:56,188 Is it Tinder for people who have herpes? 912 00:46:56,271 --> 00:46:57,981 What? No. 913 00:46:58,732 --> 00:47:02,110 - That's not a terrible idea, by the way. - Right? They have to, like, date somehow. 914 00:47:02,194 --> 00:47:04,655 No, mine is called "Hi, Mom." 915 00:47:05,531 --> 00:47:07,866 - Have you heard about it? - No. 916 00:47:08,534 --> 00:47:10,410 Basically, we make it seem 917 00:47:10,494 --> 00:47:13,247 like you're staying in touch with your parents or whoever, 918 00:47:13,330 --> 00:47:16,833 without you having to stay in touch with your parents or whoever. 919 00:47:16,917 --> 00:47:18,126 That's insane. 920 00:47:18,210 --> 00:47:19,086 How do you do that? 921 00:47:19,169 --> 00:47:23,882 We study users' text feeds, and social media. 922 00:47:23,966 --> 00:47:26,093 And we generate a weekly personalized message 923 00:47:26,176 --> 00:47:28,929 in their own voice from their own cellphone number. 924 00:47:29,388 --> 00:47:32,224 A typical one would be, "Hi, Mom. 925 00:47:32,307 --> 00:47:34,685 I was just thinking about you. Thought I'd say hi. 926 00:47:34,768 --> 00:47:37,896 You're so right. That cat video was cute and funny." 927 00:47:40,274 --> 00:47:42,776 That's amazing. You're like a genius or something. 928 00:47:42,859 --> 00:47:44,987 - You don't think it's awful? - No, I think it's trash. 929 00:47:45,070 --> 00:47:46,947 But it's cool that you do it. 930 00:47:47,030 --> 00:47:47,990 - That's awesome. - Thanks. 931 00:47:48,073 --> 00:47:50,867 Do you think I could get a hook up for like my mom and my sister? 932 00:47:51,159 --> 00:47:52,953 - How thoughtful of you. - Do you know a guy? Yeah. 933 00:47:53,036 --> 00:47:54,621 Yeah, I, sort of, know a guy. 934 00:47:55,622 --> 00:47:57,708 How about you? Tell me about one of your plays. 935 00:47:59,876 --> 00:48:02,713 Nah, let's just change the subject. 936 00:48:03,297 --> 00:48:05,924 I don't... I thought theater was all you cared about. 937 00:48:06,008 --> 00:48:07,759 - It is. - So, what's going on? 938 00:48:08,427 --> 00:48:09,595 Uh... 939 00:48:10,637 --> 00:48:12,472 Do you remember when I mentioned that there was like 940 00:48:12,556 --> 00:48:14,933 a handful of theater companies that was interested in my work? 941 00:48:15,017 --> 00:48:15,934 Yeah. 942 00:48:16,810 --> 00:48:17,769 I lied. 943 00:48:18,979 --> 00:48:19,855 So... 944 00:48:21,481 --> 00:48:24,234 Oh, shit. I found something that you feel insecure about. 945 00:48:24,901 --> 00:48:26,862 What? I'm like insecure about everything. 946 00:48:27,904 --> 00:48:29,906 - You hide it well. - Well... 947 00:48:30,949 --> 00:48:32,242 I just really love theater. 948 00:48:32,326 --> 00:48:33,452 You know, I feel like I love it 949 00:48:33,535 --> 00:48:35,787 the way that most people love like sports or food. 950 00:48:35,871 --> 00:48:37,372 - Oh, I love food and sports. - Yeah. 951 00:48:37,456 --> 00:48:39,166 - You love it that much? - Yes, I do. 952 00:48:39,249 --> 00:48:41,627 And I've been like that since I was a kid. 953 00:48:41,710 --> 00:48:43,795 I love everything about it. I love reading it. 954 00:48:43,879 --> 00:48:46,465 I love watching it even when it's bad. 955 00:48:46,548 --> 00:48:50,761 I love teaching it. I especially love making it. 956 00:48:51,178 --> 00:48:52,804 I just... I love it all. 957 00:48:53,180 --> 00:48:55,766 That's great. So, what's the problem? 958 00:48:56,099 --> 00:48:57,309 I don't know if it loves me back 959 00:48:57,392 --> 00:48:59,269 and that scares the shit out of me. 960 00:48:59,353 --> 00:49:01,396 Come on. I'm sure it loves you back. 961 00:49:01,480 --> 00:49:04,858 No, I have a wall full of rejection letters that beg to differ. 962 00:49:04,941 --> 00:49:07,361 - I would love to read one. - What? A rejection letter? 963 00:49:07,444 --> 00:49:09,821 No. I would love to read one of your plays. 964 00:49:11,239 --> 00:49:14,785 Maybe, I'll think about it and get back to you. 965 00:49:14,868 --> 00:49:17,120 You'd happily share it with a room full of strangers, 966 00:49:17,204 --> 00:49:18,622 but for me, you have to think about it. 967 00:49:18,705 --> 00:49:22,626 Yeah, well, it's different to share it with somebody that you know. 968 00:49:22,709 --> 00:49:23,877 It's like really intimate. 969 00:49:24,211 --> 00:49:25,754 I already know I'm gonna like it. 970 00:49:26,004 --> 00:49:27,422 Okay, well, don't do that. 971 00:49:27,923 --> 00:49:30,676 If I do show you my stuff, and that's if, 972 00:49:30,926 --> 00:49:33,553 you have to promise me that you will be honest. 973 00:49:34,429 --> 00:49:37,599 Honesty is like all I care about. 974 00:49:37,808 --> 00:49:39,351 Was that supposed to be an impression of me? 975 00:49:39,434 --> 00:49:40,936 Oh, it did sound like you, I guess. 976 00:49:41,019 --> 00:49:42,312 Yeah, it did, a little bit. 977 00:49:53,615 --> 00:49:55,075 Well, this is me. 978 00:49:55,158 --> 00:49:58,286 Yeah. I know. I already, uh, spent the night here, remember? 979 00:49:58,370 --> 00:49:59,663 - Yes. - Mm-hm. 980 00:49:59,746 --> 00:50:01,540 - I had such a great time today. - Me, too. 981 00:50:01,623 --> 00:50:03,667 It was really lovely. 982 00:50:04,084 --> 00:50:06,294 - You're such a beautiful skater. - Thank you. 983 00:50:06,378 --> 00:50:07,963 I had a really terrible teacher. 984 00:50:08,046 --> 00:50:10,882 You're sure I don't still remind you of how not Damon I am? 985 00:50:14,928 --> 00:50:16,346 - No. - Mm-hm. 986 00:50:16,680 --> 00:50:18,014 Are you gonna invite me up? 987 00:50:20,392 --> 00:50:22,394 I was thinking maybe not. 988 00:50:23,228 --> 00:50:26,273 Why? I already know your bathroom is gross AF. 989 00:50:26,815 --> 00:50:28,692 First of all, I've cleaned it thoroughly. 990 00:50:28,775 --> 00:50:30,485 - Good. - And second of all... 991 00:50:31,361 --> 00:50:33,113 I think we should slow it down a little bit. 992 00:50:33,196 --> 00:50:35,115 I spent the night here the first time we hung out. 993 00:50:35,198 --> 00:50:36,074 - Yes. - Mm-hm. 994 00:50:36,158 --> 00:50:37,993 - And it was tremendous. - Mm. 995 00:50:38,076 --> 00:50:39,995 You booty called me like four days later. 996 00:50:40,829 --> 00:50:43,165 - So, so fun. - You're an excellent lover. 997 00:50:43,248 --> 00:50:44,958 Well, please don't call me lover. 998 00:50:45,041 --> 00:50:45,959 It's disgusting. 999 00:50:46,042 --> 00:50:47,169 What's the problem? 1000 00:50:48,295 --> 00:50:50,922 I probably seem to you, like I have my shit together. 1001 00:50:51,006 --> 00:50:52,549 But, um... 1002 00:50:53,175 --> 00:50:55,218 I just got out of a marriage eight months ago. 1003 00:50:55,302 --> 00:50:58,680 And everything is just a bit shit. 1004 00:50:58,764 --> 00:51:01,016 Boone, you so do not seem like you have it together. 1005 00:51:01,099 --> 00:51:02,350 And, I don't either. 1006 00:51:02,434 --> 00:51:03,935 I just got out of a relationship, too. 1007 00:51:04,019 --> 00:51:06,271 Well, all the more reason to... 1008 00:51:07,522 --> 00:51:08,565 Say good night. 1009 00:51:08,648 --> 00:51:10,484 Really? Boone. 1010 00:51:10,567 --> 00:51:11,902 - Yeah. - Boone, Boone, Boone. 1011 00:51:11,985 --> 00:51:14,029 - I'm trying to be strong. - I'm a unicorn. 1012 00:51:14,112 --> 00:51:15,280 Oh. 1013 00:51:15,363 --> 00:51:18,325 That's got to mean something. 1014 00:51:21,495 --> 00:51:22,829 Good night, Jessica. 1015 00:51:24,039 --> 00:51:24,998 Good night. 1016 00:51:34,925 --> 00:51:36,301 - Mm. - Mm-hm. 1017 00:51:39,846 --> 00:51:41,306 Oh, fuck it. 1018 00:51:42,182 --> 00:51:43,433 - Just come up. - Yes. 1019 00:51:43,517 --> 00:51:45,519 We can always say good night in the morning, right? 1020 00:51:59,032 --> 00:51:59,866 We're naked. 1021 00:51:59,950 --> 00:52:02,118 We are so naked. 1022 00:52:02,202 --> 00:52:03,286 Mm-hm. 1023 00:52:07,249 --> 00:52:08,250 You're so beautiful. 1024 00:52:08,834 --> 00:52:10,544 I am. 1025 00:52:11,294 --> 00:52:12,212 I'm a little nervous. 1026 00:52:12,295 --> 00:52:14,548 Oh, no, no, no. You don't seem nervous at all. 1027 00:52:19,636 --> 00:52:23,348 - I love the way you feel. - I like the way you feel me. 1028 00:52:23,431 --> 00:52:24,391 - Yeah? - Mm-hm. 1029 00:52:26,434 --> 00:52:27,769 How about if I feel you here? 1030 00:52:27,853 --> 00:52:31,690 Oh, shit, Boone. Yup. 1031 00:52:33,608 --> 00:52:34,568 Oh. 1032 00:52:34,651 --> 00:52:36,528 Where do you like to be touched? 1033 00:52:36,611 --> 00:52:37,821 Oh, you know. 1034 00:52:38,321 --> 00:52:39,447 Anywhere is nice. 1035 00:52:39,531 --> 00:52:40,740 - Yeah? Is that okay? - Yeah, there. 1036 00:52:40,824 --> 00:52:43,243 There is the best. 1037 00:52:56,631 --> 00:52:57,549 Yeah. 1038 00:53:06,016 --> 00:53:07,017 - Hey. - Hey. 1039 00:53:07,642 --> 00:53:09,227 - You got a dog? - I did. 1040 00:53:09,311 --> 00:53:12,063 Wow, it's a really cute dog. She's so little. 1041 00:53:12,147 --> 00:53:13,607 Are you just walking around here? 1042 00:53:14,441 --> 00:53:15,442 Uh, yeah. 1043 00:53:15,525 --> 00:53:17,402 Hm? You're just walking around the neighborhood? 1044 00:53:17,485 --> 00:53:18,737 - You don't live around here. - What? 1045 00:53:18,820 --> 00:53:19,988 Why are you walking around here? 1046 00:53:20,071 --> 00:53:22,282 - Well, honestly I've been thinking. - Oh, you've been thinking? 1047 00:53:22,365 --> 00:53:23,658 - You've been thinking? - Yeah, I've... 1048 00:53:23,742 --> 00:53:26,077 - Why do you keep doing that? - Because you don't live around here. 1049 00:53:26,161 --> 00:53:27,829 You're walking her over here. That's weird. 1050 00:53:27,913 --> 00:53:30,206 Excuse me, sir. Is this woman bothering you? 1051 00:53:30,290 --> 00:53:32,459 No, no. She's not bothering me, man. It's fine. 1052 00:53:32,542 --> 00:53:34,544 - Would you like me to call the police? - No, man. No. 1053 00:53:34,628 --> 00:53:35,587 I'm gonna call the police. 1054 00:53:35,670 --> 00:53:37,797 Don't call the police, man. I love her, okay? 1055 00:53:38,381 --> 00:53:39,341 I love her! 1056 00:53:40,258 --> 00:53:41,092 Good luck. 1057 00:53:41,176 --> 00:53:42,385 I love you. 1058 00:53:42,969 --> 00:53:45,972 Hey, listen, I know you think you're the one with the broken heart. 1059 00:53:46,056 --> 00:53:48,767 But, remember, you broke up with me. 1060 00:53:50,685 --> 00:53:52,520 You didn't have to accept it so easily. 1061 00:53:54,105 --> 00:53:55,440 Well, what was I supposed to do? 1062 00:53:55,857 --> 00:53:58,026 - I don't know, fight for us. - Fight for what? 1063 00:53:58,109 --> 00:53:59,778 We were already in a relationship. 1064 00:53:59,861 --> 00:54:01,237 I was scared shit. 1065 00:54:01,321 --> 00:54:02,364 Scared of what? 1066 00:54:02,781 --> 00:54:05,867 Of everything. Of being defined as your girlfriend, 1067 00:54:05,951 --> 00:54:08,703 of not being a writer, of trying and failing, 1068 00:54:08,787 --> 00:54:12,791 of losing myself in this relationship. 1069 00:54:12,874 --> 00:54:16,252 Listen, Jess, I just think that we deserve another chance. 1070 00:54:16,336 --> 00:54:18,338 All right? I deserve another chance. 1071 00:54:19,589 --> 00:54:21,257 I'm kind of seeing somebody right now. 1072 00:54:21,341 --> 00:54:24,052 Well, would you want me to fight him? Because I'll punch him right... 1073 00:54:24,135 --> 00:54:26,221 No, Damon. Go home, okay? 1074 00:54:26,304 --> 00:54:28,598 Don't walk your freaking cute ass dog in my neighborhood anymore. 1075 00:54:28,682 --> 00:54:30,767 - Jess, come on. - Go! Seriously. 1076 00:54:31,267 --> 00:54:32,268 Jess. 1077 00:54:33,687 --> 00:54:34,521 Jess. 1078 00:54:36,231 --> 00:54:38,733 - Jess... - Jess. Jess. 1079 00:54:38,817 --> 00:54:39,734 Jess. 1080 00:54:41,152 --> 00:54:42,028 You all right? 1081 00:54:42,821 --> 00:54:44,739 I'm okay, just thinking. 1082 00:54:46,700 --> 00:54:48,660 I was gonna make some coffee. You want some coffee? 1083 00:54:50,036 --> 00:54:52,622 - Oh, I am more of a tea person. - Ah. 1084 00:54:53,373 --> 00:54:54,833 So... 1085 00:54:54,916 --> 00:54:56,584 Then, I shall bring you tea. 1086 00:54:56,668 --> 00:54:57,627 Thank you. 1087 00:55:31,745 --> 00:55:32,579 All right. 1088 00:55:33,997 --> 00:55:36,499 Close your eyes and open your minds. 1089 00:55:37,709 --> 00:55:38,877 We're gonna play another game. 1090 00:55:38,960 --> 00:55:41,838 Except this game is not going to be as easy as the others. 1091 00:55:41,921 --> 00:55:42,881 Why not? 1092 00:55:43,548 --> 00:55:44,382 You'll see. 1093 00:55:45,300 --> 00:55:46,176 You ready? 1094 00:55:50,472 --> 00:55:51,723 It's your birthday, 1095 00:55:51,806 --> 00:55:53,725 and you're in the car with your parents. 1096 00:55:55,060 --> 00:55:56,895 My parents don't have a car. 1097 00:55:56,978 --> 00:55:58,313 Then use your imagination. 1098 00:55:58,396 --> 00:56:00,565 Okay, I'm gonna imagine I'm in a Ferrari. 1099 00:56:00,940 --> 00:56:02,734 Okay, great. 1100 00:56:03,610 --> 00:56:06,112 The whole year, you've been telling anybody who would listen 1101 00:56:06,196 --> 00:56:08,239 that all you wanted for your birthday was a dog. 1102 00:56:08,323 --> 00:56:10,408 And you think that you're on your way to the pet store 1103 00:56:10,492 --> 00:56:12,118 to pick one out right now. 1104 00:56:12,202 --> 00:56:14,496 But what you don't know is that your mom just found out 1105 00:56:14,579 --> 00:56:16,206 that she's going to have another baby. 1106 00:56:16,289 --> 00:56:18,708 And your parents have already been stretching their money 1107 00:56:18,792 --> 00:56:21,669 to make sure that they can pay for your college education. 1108 00:56:22,128 --> 00:56:24,255 You don't know any of this yet because you're just a kid 1109 00:56:24,339 --> 00:56:26,883 and they work really hard to shield you from that stuff. 1110 00:56:27,717 --> 00:56:31,638 But, unfortunately, this creates a lot of tension between them. 1111 00:56:32,138 --> 00:56:34,724 Sometimes, you hear them yelling at each other late at night 1112 00:56:34,808 --> 00:56:35,975 when they think you're asleep. 1113 00:56:36,059 --> 00:56:38,394 And it really scares you. 1114 00:56:40,188 --> 00:56:44,150 Now your dad, being the proud and impractical man that he is, 1115 00:56:44,234 --> 00:56:46,111 really wants to get you this dog 1116 00:56:46,194 --> 00:56:48,071 even though he knows that you can't afford it. 1117 00:56:48,988 --> 00:56:52,242 And your mom is frustrated at him for this because she works, too. 1118 00:56:52,325 --> 00:56:54,244 And she knows that she's going to have to quit her job 1119 00:56:54,327 --> 00:56:55,745 to take care of this new baby. 1120 00:56:55,995 --> 00:56:58,248 Wow. I didn't know things were so tight. 1121 00:56:58,331 --> 00:57:00,834 My parents should probably sell this Ferrari. 1122 00:57:00,917 --> 00:57:01,793 Davion. 1123 00:57:02,418 --> 00:57:03,837 Cool it with the Ferrari, okay? 1124 00:57:05,255 --> 00:57:06,089 Now. 1125 00:57:06,631 --> 00:57:07,757 Imagine that you're the dad. 1126 00:57:08,341 --> 00:57:11,052 You're driving the car and you look in the rear-view mirror, 1127 00:57:11,136 --> 00:57:14,347 and you see your kid with this big dopey smile on her face. 1128 00:57:14,430 --> 00:57:16,349 I don't have a dopey smile. 1129 00:57:16,433 --> 00:57:18,059 You're right, you have a beautiful smile. 1130 00:57:18,601 --> 00:57:19,561 Thank you. 1131 00:57:20,270 --> 00:57:22,272 Now, imagine that you're the mom. 1132 00:57:22,355 --> 00:57:23,857 You're in the passenger seat... 1133 00:57:24,357 --> 00:57:26,860 and you see a look of anguish go across your husband's face 1134 00:57:26,943 --> 00:57:28,111 as you pass the pet store. 1135 00:57:28,194 --> 00:57:31,281 What? We're passing the pet store? Where are we going? 1136 00:57:31,364 --> 00:57:33,074 That's a good question. Where are we going? 1137 00:57:33,533 --> 00:57:35,243 I don't know. This is your game. 1138 00:57:35,326 --> 00:57:37,620 Yeah, but it's up to you to decide where we go next. 1139 00:57:43,042 --> 00:57:44,002 Uh, hey. 1140 00:57:44,085 --> 00:57:46,045 - Ms. James? - Oh, hey. 1141 00:57:46,171 --> 00:57:47,839 What are you doing over here? Where's your mom? 1142 00:57:47,922 --> 00:57:49,799 Oh, she's waiting for me around the corner. 1143 00:57:51,217 --> 00:57:52,469 Is everything okay? 1144 00:57:52,969 --> 00:57:55,180 Well, my dad got your message. 1145 00:57:55,263 --> 00:57:57,140 Can you just tell him I'm sorry about that? 1146 00:57:57,223 --> 00:58:01,936 He told me to tell you that he's glad that you haven't been broken by life yet. 1147 00:58:02,020 --> 00:58:04,772 And, uh, I can go to the writer's weekend. 1148 00:58:05,273 --> 00:58:06,900 - What, are you serious? - Yeah. 1149 00:58:06,983 --> 00:58:08,193 Yes! Yes, yes. 1150 00:58:08,568 --> 00:58:09,986 Yes. Yeah. Yeah. 1151 00:58:10,069 --> 00:58:12,572 This is amazing. This is the best news I've heard in weeks. 1152 00:58:12,655 --> 00:58:14,032 I'm so excited. 1153 00:58:14,115 --> 00:58:17,035 - This is gonna be great. - Huh. Yeah, yeah, great. 1154 00:58:17,869 --> 00:58:19,329 What's wrong? 1155 00:58:19,412 --> 00:58:22,207 My dad's still taking my brother to Six Flags. 1156 00:58:22,290 --> 00:58:23,124 So? 1157 00:58:23,875 --> 00:58:27,003 So? Six Flags seems pretty awesome. 1158 00:58:28,296 --> 00:58:29,464 Are you kidding me? 1159 00:58:30,256 --> 00:58:32,425 I thought you were serious about this program? 1160 00:58:33,343 --> 00:58:34,385 I am. 1161 00:58:34,844 --> 00:58:37,847 Obviously not, if you're gonna ditch, so that you can go ride roller coasters. 1162 00:58:37,931 --> 00:58:39,891 I don't know. I haven't made up my mind yet. 1163 00:58:39,974 --> 00:58:42,143 You know what? Forget it. Just do whatever you want, Shandra. 1164 00:58:42,227 --> 00:58:43,394 Why should I care if you don't? 1165 00:58:43,478 --> 00:58:45,146 I didn't say I didn't care. 1166 00:58:45,230 --> 00:58:47,232 Obviously, you don't. I have to go. 1167 00:58:48,525 --> 00:58:49,359 Wait. 1168 00:58:50,276 --> 00:58:51,569 Are you mad at me? 1169 00:58:51,986 --> 00:58:54,948 I'm not mad at you. I'm just really disappointed. 1170 00:58:57,450 --> 00:58:59,327 Look, you have to go to this writer's weekend, okay? 1171 00:58:59,410 --> 00:59:00,954 Otherwise, I'll be super hurt if you don't. 1172 00:59:01,037 --> 00:59:02,288 That's not fair! 1173 00:59:02,372 --> 00:59:04,791 Wake up, Shandra. Since when is life supposed to be fair? 1174 00:59:04,874 --> 00:59:07,001 You know what? Whatever. 1175 00:59:07,293 --> 00:59:09,587 I'll send you a postcard from Six Flags. 1176 00:59:31,442 --> 00:59:32,485 Coming. 1177 00:59:36,906 --> 00:59:37,824 Hey. 1178 00:59:38,283 --> 00:59:39,284 Booty call. 1179 00:59:40,076 --> 00:59:41,202 What are you doing here? 1180 00:59:41,286 --> 00:59:43,621 Oh, uh, sorry I didn't let you know I was coming. 1181 00:59:43,705 --> 00:59:47,417 It's just my phone died earlier, and I kind of had a shitty day, so... 1182 00:59:47,500 --> 00:59:48,626 Oh, I'm sorry. 1183 00:59:49,252 --> 00:59:50,253 Are you okay? 1184 00:59:50,837 --> 00:59:53,172 Yeah. Uh, I wish... I wish you called. 1185 00:59:54,924 --> 00:59:57,218 Do you want to go for a walk or something? 1186 00:59:57,302 --> 00:59:58,219 I... 1187 00:59:58,303 --> 01:00:00,680 - I got pickles in here. - Um... 1188 01:00:00,763 --> 01:00:02,473 - Hey, I'm gonna get out of here. - Oh, fuck. 1189 01:00:03,433 --> 01:00:04,601 Just hold on a minute. 1190 01:00:04,684 --> 01:00:05,602 Hi. 1191 01:00:06,894 --> 01:00:08,104 You must be Mandy Moore. 1192 01:00:08,187 --> 01:00:10,189 I'm Jessica James. It's really nice to meet you. 1193 01:00:10,273 --> 01:00:12,233 I love your work. I love the way you shoot carrots. 1194 01:00:12,317 --> 01:00:13,359 - Thank you. - Jess. 1195 01:00:15,945 --> 01:00:17,196 You suck balls. 1196 01:00:20,116 --> 01:00:20,992 I got to go. 1197 01:00:23,036 --> 01:00:23,995 Jess, hold on. 1198 01:00:24,078 --> 01:00:25,204 - Jess. - What? 1199 01:00:25,288 --> 01:00:26,372 - Wait. - No. 1200 01:00:27,206 --> 01:00:28,374 Jess, come on! 1201 01:00:28,458 --> 01:00:30,418 She was just delivering a Windsurfing Magazine 1202 01:00:30,501 --> 01:00:32,462 that keeps getting sent to her place by accident. 1203 01:00:32,545 --> 01:00:34,714 Then, you know, we got talking. 1204 01:00:34,797 --> 01:00:36,591 You weren't just talking. Don't bullshit me. 1205 01:00:36,674 --> 01:00:37,884 - Yes. - Where's your shirt? 1206 01:00:38,217 --> 01:00:40,345 Okay, yeah. I'm sorry. 1207 01:00:40,845 --> 01:00:42,764 But you, more than anyone, must realize what it's like 1208 01:00:42,847 --> 01:00:43,973 to have a history with someone. 1209 01:00:44,057 --> 01:00:46,017 Those feelings don't just evaporate. 1210 01:00:46,100 --> 01:00:47,810 Yeah, no. I understand. 1211 01:00:47,894 --> 01:00:51,022 Nothing works out, people let you down, and you should never trust anybody ever. 1212 01:00:51,105 --> 01:00:52,357 I've known that since I was a kid. 1213 01:00:52,440 --> 01:00:54,275 We were fucking married, Jess. 1214 01:00:54,359 --> 01:00:57,820 Our families watched us say, "Till death do you part" together. 1215 01:00:57,904 --> 01:00:58,821 I mean, it's... 1216 01:00:59,572 --> 01:01:02,659 It's a little bigger than just saying, "Oh, maybe I'm in love with this guy." 1217 01:01:02,742 --> 01:01:04,535 Oh, my gosh. Wow, I'm sorry. 1218 01:01:04,619 --> 01:01:06,746 I didn't realize that my feelings weren't as valid as yours. 1219 01:01:06,829 --> 01:01:08,706 - That's not what I meant. I'm sorry. - Okay. 1220 01:01:08,790 --> 01:01:11,000 - That... - Wait a second. You windsurf? 1221 01:01:11,376 --> 01:01:13,753 - Yeah. I windsurf. - Come on, man. 1222 01:01:13,836 --> 01:01:16,714 - I like the sensation of being at sea. - Mm. 1223 01:01:16,798 --> 01:01:18,299 You would like it. You should come. 1224 01:01:18,383 --> 01:01:20,551 No, I'm good. And you know what? 1225 01:01:20,635 --> 01:01:21,469 What? 1226 01:01:24,097 --> 01:01:26,265 - Mature. - Yeah. 1227 01:01:26,349 --> 01:01:27,225 Jessica. 1228 01:01:28,726 --> 01:01:29,644 What? 1229 01:01:29,727 --> 01:01:30,978 I really like you. 1230 01:01:32,772 --> 01:01:34,691 Yeah, Boone. Of course, you do. 1231 01:01:34,774 --> 01:01:37,068 Everybody does. I'm freaking dope. 1232 01:01:43,157 --> 01:01:43,991 Fuck. 1233 01:01:58,923 --> 01:02:01,175 - You got everyone? - Almost. 1234 01:02:01,759 --> 01:02:02,885 Should we wait? 1235 01:02:07,140 --> 01:02:08,516 No, we can go. 1236 01:02:23,030 --> 01:02:23,990 Got you. 1237 01:02:56,272 --> 01:02:57,815 The Notebook. 1238 01:02:57,899 --> 01:02:59,984 No, or like, The Cat and The Dog. 1239 01:03:00,067 --> 01:03:03,321 Romeo and Juliet, you know how, like, they're in different worlds. 1240 01:03:03,404 --> 01:03:05,072 And, like, they're not allowed to be together. 1241 01:03:05,156 --> 01:03:06,532 It's cat and dog... 1242 01:03:06,616 --> 01:03:09,452 I'm gonna write another story about a mega-ultron cookie bird. 1243 01:03:10,620 --> 01:03:12,330 D plus C... 1244 01:03:12,413 --> 01:03:14,373 - Equals... - Equals five. 1245 01:03:14,457 --> 01:03:15,750 How do you spell five? 1246 01:03:17,418 --> 01:03:19,837 It's supposed to be, apparently, like a spiritual journey. 1247 01:03:35,353 --> 01:03:36,562 - Excuse me? - Hi. 1248 01:03:36,646 --> 01:03:38,648 - Hey, you're Sarah Jones, right? - Yes. 1249 01:03:38,731 --> 01:03:41,150 Oh, I don't know why I asked that. I knew it was you. 1250 01:03:41,609 --> 01:03:42,443 Just... 1251 01:03:43,236 --> 01:03:45,112 I really think about you a lot. I really do. 1252 01:03:45,196 --> 01:03:47,949 You are fierce and passionate, and unapologetic. 1253 01:03:48,032 --> 01:03:49,617 And I love the way you write your characters, 1254 01:03:49,700 --> 01:03:51,661 and I love the way you write women. Um... 1255 01:03:51,744 --> 01:03:54,622 And I just... I'm so thankful that you're here. 1256 01:03:54,705 --> 01:03:56,499 And the kids are really thankful that you're here. 1257 01:03:56,582 --> 01:03:59,043 I mean, not as thankful as I am just because I, like, love you. 1258 01:03:59,126 --> 01:04:00,962 I really do. I... And I... 1259 01:04:01,045 --> 01:04:03,214 You're like six feet almost. I'm six feet. 1260 01:04:03,297 --> 01:04:04,757 Uh, what is your name? 1261 01:04:05,341 --> 01:04:07,218 Oh, it's Jessica. It's Jessica James. 1262 01:04:07,301 --> 01:04:08,553 That was really weird of me to do. 1263 01:04:08,636 --> 01:04:10,304 - And I'm sorry. I'm blabbing. - No, don't worry. 1264 01:04:10,388 --> 01:04:13,724 - Um, can I ask you something? - Yeah, sure. 1265 01:04:16,269 --> 01:04:18,062 When did you know that you were gonna make it? 1266 01:04:18,521 --> 01:04:20,481 That's a big question. Uh... 1267 01:04:20,857 --> 01:04:23,276 I guess I would say I'll let you know when I get the memo. 1268 01:04:23,359 --> 01:04:25,987 What do you mean when you get the memo? You literally won a Tony. 1269 01:04:26,070 --> 01:04:27,822 Yes, but, you know... 1270 01:04:27,905 --> 01:04:29,657 That and a MetroCard gets me on a subway. 1271 01:04:29,740 --> 01:04:30,700 You still take the subway? 1272 01:04:30,783 --> 01:04:32,869 Yeah, girl. How much do you think playwrights make? 1273 01:04:32,952 --> 01:04:34,662 So, you're just saying that no matter what I do, 1274 01:04:34,745 --> 01:04:36,831 there's still no assurance that I'm actually gonna make it 1275 01:04:36,914 --> 01:04:39,333 even if I win the best award that playwriting has to offer? 1276 01:04:39,709 --> 01:04:44,088 Yeah, it's really more about like, what does theater actually mean to you? 1277 01:04:47,800 --> 01:04:50,678 - I just love it. - And you're doing it. 1278 01:04:51,053 --> 01:04:53,014 Like, that's why we're here. Right? 1279 01:04:53,264 --> 01:04:54,223 This is it. 1280 01:04:55,474 --> 01:04:57,310 There's kind of not more to it than that. 1281 01:05:23,419 --> 01:05:24,253 Yeah? 1282 01:05:24,879 --> 01:05:25,963 Is Shandra home? 1283 01:05:26,672 --> 01:05:27,506 Yeah. 1284 01:05:29,342 --> 01:05:30,551 Can I speak to her? 1285 01:05:33,638 --> 01:05:35,389 I watched those TED Talks. 1286 01:05:35,473 --> 01:05:36,432 And? 1287 01:05:37,183 --> 01:05:38,601 You were right, she's cool. 1288 01:05:40,728 --> 01:05:41,771 No shoes in the house. 1289 01:05:41,854 --> 01:05:42,730 Yes, ma'am. 1290 01:05:54,116 --> 01:05:56,160 Knock, knock. 1291 01:05:59,038 --> 01:05:59,872 Hi. 1292 01:06:00,414 --> 01:06:01,916 What are you doing here? 1293 01:06:03,417 --> 01:06:04,752 I'm here to apologize. 1294 01:06:05,419 --> 01:06:06,420 About what? 1295 01:06:06,504 --> 01:06:08,506 I'm really, really sorry for making you feel bad 1296 01:06:08,589 --> 01:06:10,424 about wanting to spend time with your dad. 1297 01:06:14,720 --> 01:06:16,263 Do you mind if I sit down? 1298 01:06:23,145 --> 01:06:25,272 Well, this is a really cool room. 1299 01:06:27,900 --> 01:06:28,776 Thanks. 1300 01:06:30,569 --> 01:06:32,154 I thought about you a lot this weekend. 1301 01:06:34,490 --> 01:06:37,159 I thought of how it must be hard to be 11 years old 1302 01:06:37,243 --> 01:06:40,204 and have your parents negotiating through lawyers to spend time with you. 1303 01:06:40,287 --> 01:06:41,831 - And my brother. - Yeah. 1304 01:06:41,914 --> 01:06:42,748 And your brother, 1305 01:06:42,832 --> 01:06:44,834 and I get how that can make you feel invisible. 1306 01:06:45,418 --> 01:06:47,128 You feel like you're forgotten, and... 1307 01:06:51,924 --> 01:06:54,010 You know, I went through the same thing when I was a kid. 1308 01:06:54,093 --> 01:06:55,886 - You did? - Yeah, I did. 1309 01:06:56,262 --> 01:06:58,180 Except my parents never got it together. 1310 01:06:58,264 --> 01:07:00,224 Eventually, they just asked me and my sister to choose 1311 01:07:00,307 --> 01:07:02,101 who we wanted to spend more time with. 1312 01:07:03,144 --> 01:07:04,979 Hm. Who did you pick? 1313 01:07:06,564 --> 01:07:07,481 My mom. 1314 01:07:08,190 --> 01:07:09,900 But it wasn't because I loved her more. 1315 01:07:09,984 --> 01:07:12,278 You know, I really loved both of my parents. 1316 01:07:12,820 --> 01:07:15,322 I just thought that my mom would have harder time without us. 1317 01:07:16,323 --> 01:07:17,950 And that really broke my dad's heart. 1318 01:07:18,034 --> 01:07:20,703 And he hasn't forgiven me for that. 1319 01:07:22,121 --> 01:07:24,915 But you never got that dog either, did you? 1320 01:07:26,333 --> 01:07:27,251 No. 1321 01:07:30,546 --> 01:07:31,672 That's sad. 1322 01:07:32,882 --> 01:07:34,425 I brought you back something. 1323 01:07:40,639 --> 01:07:41,599 Wow. 1324 01:07:42,099 --> 01:07:44,101 It's really pretty. Thanks. 1325 01:07:44,185 --> 01:07:47,730 I would really, really, really like to help you work on your play. 1326 01:07:49,482 --> 01:07:51,984 Well, yeah. Sure. 1327 01:07:52,068 --> 01:07:54,445 Cool. Because your mom already told me I could stay for dinner. 1328 01:07:54,528 --> 01:07:57,990 And so far, it smells dope! 1329 01:08:37,113 --> 01:08:37,947 Hey. 1330 01:08:38,197 --> 01:08:39,782 - Hey. - Hi. 1331 01:08:42,243 --> 01:08:45,204 - Thank you for coming. - Of course. I was so pleased you called. 1332 01:08:45,287 --> 01:08:46,705 I brought you some tea. 1333 01:08:46,789 --> 01:08:49,333 Oh, thank you. You remembered. 1334 01:08:49,416 --> 01:08:50,751 That's very nice. 1335 01:08:56,298 --> 01:08:58,217 Look, I am really sorry. 1336 01:08:59,260 --> 01:09:01,137 What are you talking about? It... 1337 01:09:01,220 --> 01:09:02,763 You don't need to apologize for anything. 1338 01:09:02,847 --> 01:09:05,391 No, you told me early on you were still trying to figure stuff out 1339 01:09:05,474 --> 01:09:07,101 and I guess I just didn't listen, and... 1340 01:09:07,184 --> 01:09:08,018 Ah. 1341 01:09:09,812 --> 01:09:12,982 You know, for what it's worth, I, uh, I called, 1342 01:09:13,065 --> 01:09:15,901 and got my Windsurfing Magazine redirected to my place. 1343 01:09:15,985 --> 01:09:16,819 Oh, good. 1344 01:09:16,902 --> 01:09:17,820 - So... - Yeah. 1345 01:09:18,362 --> 01:09:19,864 But what about those feelings? 1346 01:09:20,739 --> 01:09:23,242 Oh, also redirected. 1347 01:09:23,367 --> 01:09:26,120 - Are you sure? - Oh, yes, I am. 1348 01:09:26,829 --> 01:09:27,788 How do you know? 1349 01:09:27,872 --> 01:09:29,290 Well, for one, 1350 01:09:29,373 --> 01:09:31,750 you know how I used to obsess about everything she did online? 1351 01:09:31,834 --> 01:09:32,668 I do. 1352 01:09:32,751 --> 01:09:36,005 Now, the only page I refresh is yours. 1353 01:09:36,922 --> 01:09:37,882 Come on. 1354 01:09:37,965 --> 01:09:40,301 Oh, that sounded better in my head. 1355 01:09:41,468 --> 01:09:42,636 I, um... 1356 01:09:44,096 --> 01:09:46,182 - Try this. - What is this? 1357 01:09:46,265 --> 01:09:48,726 That is every single play that I've ever written. 1358 01:09:49,143 --> 01:09:50,060 Ever. 1359 01:09:50,144 --> 01:09:51,604 - Holy shit, it's heavy. - I know. 1360 01:09:51,687 --> 01:09:54,523 I got a lot of thoughts and feelings, and I have for a really long time. 1361 01:09:55,232 --> 01:09:56,567 I can't wait to read it. 1362 01:10:02,740 --> 01:10:03,782 Take your time. 1363 01:10:04,366 --> 01:10:05,659 And, uh... 1364 01:10:06,076 --> 01:10:08,078 You know, no need to rush. 1365 01:10:08,162 --> 01:10:10,372 - I'm gonna start. - Okay, wait, wait. Slow down. 1366 01:10:10,456 --> 01:10:12,041 Okay, I'm gonna go, and... 1367 01:10:12,124 --> 01:10:13,417 thank you for the tea. 1368 01:10:55,042 --> 01:10:56,418 Here you go, thank you. 1369 01:11:03,676 --> 01:11:06,804 - Oh! Why, hello there, sunshine. - What's up, hoochie? 1370 01:11:06,887 --> 01:11:08,806 What are you doing here? What's going on? 1371 01:11:08,889 --> 01:11:11,308 Nothing. I'm just going to London. 1372 01:11:11,767 --> 01:11:13,352 Okay, what for? 1373 01:11:13,435 --> 01:11:15,854 I've been invited by the Donmar Warehouse Theater 1374 01:11:15,938 --> 01:11:17,481 to teach at a children's playmaking workshop 1375 01:11:17,564 --> 01:11:20,317 and direct a stage reading of one of my plays. 1376 01:11:20,401 --> 01:11:22,569 Oh, my God! 1377 01:11:23,696 --> 01:11:25,489 Oh, congratulations! 1378 01:11:26,490 --> 01:11:28,075 - Thank you. - Oh! 1379 01:11:28,158 --> 01:11:30,202 Uh, anyway, I got you something. 1380 01:11:30,286 --> 01:11:32,413 Wait, are you kidding me? For me? 1381 01:11:32,496 --> 01:11:34,331 - I should be getting you a present. - No, but... 1382 01:11:34,415 --> 01:11:37,376 You know how I pretty much moved here to escape my family? 1383 01:11:37,459 --> 01:11:39,253 Yes, you and everybody else who moved here. 1384 01:11:39,336 --> 01:11:41,213 Well, I got more than I bargained for. 1385 01:11:41,297 --> 01:11:42,339 I love you. 1386 01:11:42,423 --> 01:11:44,591 And you're the first person I wanted to tell 1387 01:11:44,675 --> 01:11:45,926 as soon as I find out the news. 1388 01:11:46,010 --> 01:11:46,927 Aw. 1389 01:11:53,684 --> 01:11:57,229 Oh, my God. It's an Ola. 1390 01:11:57,313 --> 01:11:58,397 It's beautiful. 1391 01:11:58,480 --> 01:12:00,190 It captures and replays your vibration patterns. 1392 01:12:00,274 --> 01:12:01,942 I can't believe it. Oh, my God. I'm gonna cry. 1393 01:12:02,026 --> 01:12:02,901 Please don't cry. 1394 01:12:02,985 --> 01:12:05,779 You know I hate to show emotion in public spaces. 1395 01:12:05,863 --> 01:12:08,240 Oh, Jessica. 1396 01:12:08,324 --> 01:12:09,158 Ew. 1397 01:12:09,616 --> 01:12:11,368 - Thank you. - Of course. 1398 01:12:11,452 --> 01:12:13,078 Okay, everybody, listen up! 1399 01:12:13,162 --> 01:12:17,082 Free coffee all around, in honor of the incredible Jessica James, 1400 01:12:17,166 --> 01:12:21,545 whose amazing work is going to be read by the Donmar Warehouse Theater 1401 01:12:21,628 --> 01:12:23,255 - in London. - Yes. 1402 01:12:24,298 --> 01:12:25,174 ♪ Bangers and mash ♪ 1403 01:12:25,257 --> 01:12:26,383 ♪ Gonna get bangers and mash ♪ 1404 01:12:26,467 --> 01:12:28,510 - ♪ Yes, gonna get bangers and mash ♪ - ♪ Bangers and mash ♪ 1405 01:12:28,594 --> 01:12:30,971 - ♪ Yes, gonna get bangers and mash ♪ - ♪ Bangers and mash and this ♪ 1406 01:12:31,055 --> 01:12:31,930 Wait a minute. 1407 01:12:32,639 --> 01:12:35,142 Are you telling me that you're a mermaid, too? 1408 01:12:35,225 --> 01:12:36,101 No. 1409 01:12:36,935 --> 01:12:38,020 Not a mermaid. 1410 01:12:40,522 --> 01:12:41,565 I'm a merman! 1411 01:12:42,358 --> 01:12:43,192 Oh. 1412 01:12:44,026 --> 01:12:44,902 Cool. 1413 01:13:07,633 --> 01:13:08,467 Hello. 1414 01:13:08,550 --> 01:13:12,096 My name is Banana McClain, and today is my birthday. 1415 01:13:12,179 --> 01:13:14,598 I told my parents that I wanted a puppy for my birthday, 1416 01:13:14,681 --> 01:13:16,809 but I'd also be happy with a turtle. 1417 01:13:17,226 --> 01:13:18,977 We're on our way to the pet store now. 1418 01:13:19,520 --> 01:13:21,605 I hope they don't try and get me a goldfish. 1419 01:13:21,688 --> 01:13:23,816 Goldfish are no fun. 1420 01:13:23,899 --> 01:13:26,360 You can't pet or hug a goldfish. 1421 01:13:27,361 --> 01:13:29,613 I'm not sure if you can pet or hold a turtle, 1422 01:13:29,696 --> 01:13:31,657 but at least turtles have personalities. 1423 01:13:32,032 --> 01:13:34,410 I think it's important for a pet to have a personality. 1424 01:13:34,493 --> 01:13:37,037 Which is why I want a puppy. 1425 01:13:37,121 --> 01:13:40,374 They seem like they would be nice, and loyal, and fun. 1426 01:13:41,291 --> 01:13:43,627 Of course, I guess there was a chance I won't get a pet at all. 1427 01:13:43,710 --> 01:13:45,421 And you know what? That's okay, too. 1428 01:13:45,504 --> 01:13:47,464 Because birthdays aren't about getting things. 1429 01:13:47,548 --> 01:13:50,884 They're about celebrating what you have, and what I have is pretty great. 1430 01:13:50,968 --> 01:13:52,219 Because it's a beautiful day 1431 01:13:52,302 --> 01:13:54,430 and I'm with the two people I love the most. 1432 01:13:54,721 --> 01:13:57,349 And later, we're having cake. And I love cake. 1433 01:14:14,575 --> 01:14:16,994 You're okay. You're okay. 1434 01:14:24,084 --> 01:14:25,461 Thank you so much for coming. 1435 01:14:25,544 --> 01:14:27,004 Hey, so good. 1436 01:14:27,796 --> 01:14:30,424 You guys were so good. You were great. You were so good. 1437 01:14:30,966 --> 01:14:32,718 Of course. Hi. 1438 01:14:33,510 --> 01:14:35,053 - Hey, Jessica. - Hey. 1439 01:14:35,137 --> 01:14:36,138 - Hi. - Hi. 1440 01:14:37,806 --> 01:14:39,099 You freaking killed it. 1441 01:14:39,183 --> 01:14:40,309 - You really think so? - Yeah. 1442 01:14:40,392 --> 01:14:41,518 I wasn't too over the top? 1443 01:14:41,602 --> 01:14:42,561 No, you were perfect. 1444 01:14:42,644 --> 01:14:43,479 Thank you. 1445 01:14:43,562 --> 01:14:45,022 I thought it was such a great character. 1446 01:14:45,105 --> 01:14:46,773 Thank you so much for casting me. 1447 01:14:46,857 --> 01:14:49,067 No, you... You were amazing. 1448 01:14:51,612 --> 01:14:52,988 You're so good. 1449 01:14:53,071 --> 01:14:54,031 Uh-oh. 1450 01:14:54,114 --> 01:14:56,450 - What? - Don't look behind you. Don't, don't. 1451 01:14:56,533 --> 01:14:58,202 - What do you mean? - Just keep cool. 1452 01:14:59,828 --> 01:15:01,246 - Hi. - Hi. 1453 01:15:03,624 --> 01:15:04,625 You've got this. 1454 01:15:10,756 --> 01:15:11,924 - Hey. - Hey. 1455 01:15:12,007 --> 01:15:13,717 I didn't know you were coming tonight. 1456 01:15:13,800 --> 01:15:16,637 Yeah, well, you know, I know how much this means to you. 1457 01:15:18,180 --> 01:15:19,097 That's... 1458 01:15:21,934 --> 01:15:22,809 How are you? 1459 01:15:22,893 --> 01:15:23,852 - Good. - Good? 1460 01:15:23,936 --> 01:15:25,854 I'm good, yeah. You? 1461 01:15:28,398 --> 01:15:29,900 - Good. - Good. 1462 01:15:34,404 --> 01:15:36,031 It's nice to see you. 1463 01:15:37,032 --> 01:15:38,075 - Yeah? - Mm-hm. 1464 01:15:38,158 --> 01:15:40,202 Well, it's nice to see you, too. 1465 01:15:54,883 --> 01:15:56,093 We should get tea sometime. 1466 01:15:56,176 --> 01:15:58,303 Tea sounds great to me. 1467 01:16:00,097 --> 01:16:01,640 You're a really good guy, Damon. 1468 01:16:03,767 --> 01:16:04,935 I know? 1469 01:16:09,898 --> 01:16:10,983 I'm sorry. 1470 01:16:12,651 --> 01:16:13,777 No, it's okay. 1471 01:16:14,987 --> 01:16:15,904 I'm all right. 1472 01:16:19,199 --> 01:16:20,242 I'll call you. 1473 01:16:20,576 --> 01:16:22,786 I'll answer. Good to see you. 1474 01:16:24,538 --> 01:16:25,789 - See you. - See you. 1475 01:16:48,687 --> 01:16:50,439 It seemed like a positive interaction. 1476 01:16:50,981 --> 01:16:52,232 Did you know he was gonna be here? 1477 01:16:52,316 --> 01:16:54,693 - I had no idea. It was a surprise. - I'm sorry. 1478 01:16:54,776 --> 01:16:57,446 I could have warned you. He posted it on Twitter three days ago. 1479 01:16:57,529 --> 01:16:59,948 You could probably stop following him on social media, by the way. 1480 01:17:00,032 --> 01:17:01,074 - Yeah? - Yeah. 1481 01:17:01,158 --> 01:17:02,451 Are you sure you're ready for that? 1482 01:17:03,535 --> 01:17:04,578 I guess so. 1483 01:17:05,412 --> 01:17:08,415 Well, I guess, you should probably stop following my ex as well, then. 1484 01:17:08,790 --> 01:17:10,167 I don't know if I can. 1485 01:17:10,417 --> 01:17:13,086 - The food photos? - She really knows how to handle a banana. 1486 01:17:13,879 --> 01:17:15,839 Hey, I, uh, I read your plays. 1487 01:17:15,922 --> 01:17:18,091 - All of them already? - Every page. 1488 01:17:18,425 --> 01:17:19,259 And? 1489 01:17:21,345 --> 01:17:23,221 You're a very complicated person. 1490 01:17:23,680 --> 01:17:25,098 I know. I'm sorry. 1491 01:17:25,182 --> 01:17:26,141 No, don't... 1492 01:17:27,100 --> 01:17:29,019 You never need to apologize for that. 1493 01:17:31,813 --> 01:17:33,899 There are so many other things you can apologize for. 1494 01:17:35,651 --> 01:17:37,027 Oh, my gosh. I forgot to tell you. 1495 01:17:37,110 --> 01:17:38,528 - I am going to London. - What? 1496 01:17:38,612 --> 01:17:41,490 The Donmar Theater wants to do a stage reading of one of my plays. 1497 01:17:41,573 --> 01:17:43,241 That sounds prestigious. 1498 01:17:43,325 --> 01:17:46,244 Yeah, I know. It's like kind of a big deal. 1499 01:17:46,328 --> 01:17:47,496 Nice! 1500 01:17:47,579 --> 01:17:48,872 Good job. 1501 01:17:48,955 --> 01:17:50,999 - Have you ever been to London? - No, I haven't. How is it? 1502 01:17:51,083 --> 01:17:53,335 Oh, it's the best. You're gonna have such a great time. 1503 01:17:54,378 --> 01:17:55,337 You know, I, um... 1504 01:17:56,254 --> 01:17:58,840 I have a ton of frequent flier miles. 1505 01:17:59,883 --> 01:18:02,010 You know, just if you wanted to bring someone with you 1506 01:18:02,094 --> 01:18:04,554 to show you around the town. 1507 01:18:04,638 --> 01:18:05,681 How does it work? 1508 01:18:05,764 --> 01:18:07,933 - How does what work? - Frequent flier miles. 1509 01:18:12,646 --> 01:18:15,524 Dude, I can't believe your boyfriend bought us tickets to London. 1510 01:18:15,607 --> 01:18:17,901 Okay, who said anything about him being my boyfriend? 1511 01:18:17,984 --> 01:18:19,194 Wait. What are you talking about? 1512 01:18:19,277 --> 01:18:22,072 This is like the most romantic gesture I have ever seen. 1513 01:18:22,155 --> 01:18:23,407 Yeah, it's dope. 1514 01:18:23,490 --> 01:18:26,284 But it takes more than a couple of roundtrip tickets to London 1515 01:18:26,368 --> 01:18:27,744 for somebody to be my boyf. 1516 01:18:27,828 --> 01:18:29,705 That is so boss. 1517 01:18:29,788 --> 01:18:32,666 - What is so boss? - Uh, Jessica. 1518 01:18:32,749 --> 01:18:34,751 Oh, yeah, duh. 1519 01:18:34,835 --> 01:18:37,087 Flight attendants, please fasten your seat belts 1520 01:18:37,170 --> 01:18:38,505 and prepare for takeoff. 1521 01:18:39,423 --> 01:18:42,342 It was really cool of your parents to let you come with us to the workshop. 1522 01:18:42,426 --> 01:18:45,470 Well, it was really cool of your boyfriend to get me a ticket, too. 1523 01:18:45,554 --> 01:18:47,389 Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa. Sister. 1524 01:18:47,472 --> 01:18:50,016 Just because a guy buys a lady a couple of roundtrip tickets to London 1525 01:18:50,100 --> 01:18:51,810 does not make him her boyfriend. 1526 01:18:52,644 --> 01:18:54,062 Did you know that I introduced them? 1527 01:18:57,649 --> 01:18:59,359 You know, I like your jumpsuit. 1528 01:19:00,026 --> 01:19:00,944 Thank you. 1529 01:19:02,738 --> 01:19:04,030 Yeah, it's pretty badass, right? 1530 01:19:04,114 --> 01:19:06,825 Hm. Yeah, it is.